JoeNotCharles
First Post
"Is like fever sick or throw-up sick or poo-poo sick? You is upside down and naked, so no bad if you throw-up sick, but is much bad if poo-poo sick, because where you think poo-poo go?"
The halfling's rotation slows to a stop. "It's ok, I feel better now," he mumbles. Until Tristan pokes him. Then he screams, suddenly throws up (narrowly missing missing Tonk) and passes out.
[sblock=Tristan]
These guys are clearly bandits living off what they could steal, and not very good at it. Their gear is mismatched and worn, and as you look closer at the bodies they seem gaunt from hunger. They're carrying no valuables except for basic armour and weapons.
[/sblock]