We'll rule out breastfeeding at your table then
I'm OK with that, too, if there's enough to share.
What?
We'll rule out breastfeeding at your table then
Good advice here. Being plopped into the middle of an ongoing campaign as a first session wouldn't be a great first experience. Run an unconnected simple adventure that she can participate in and, more importantly, the other players don't have vastly more background information on. If the adventure/background is new to everyone then she will feel less like the only person in the group that doesn't know whats going on. If she enjoys the game and wants to join the campaign then you can get her up to speed before the next session. If doesn't want to play again then the campaign continues without inconsistency. It's a win-win situation.
I can almost see the love of Bahamut in there, as he's important in D&D -- but (for my own information) what does Bacon have to do with it (attempting to ignore the alignment issue almost entirely)?If a spouse wants to play, let them.
Some guidelines however:
Play a fun one shot adventure so the main campaign isn't disrupted while she decides if she likes the game.
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For the love of Bahamut and Bacon, do not let anyone at the table dictate to her what to do for her turn. The DM should ask her "What would you like to do?" and then offer a couple of ideas . . .
I can almost see the love of Bahamut in there, as he's important in D&D -- but (for my own information) what does Bacon have to do with it (attempting to ignore the alignment issue almost entirely)?
Did it have to be a sasha? *shudders from bad memories of nut job ex-fiance*but Jim's wife here - SASHA -
Ah -- so, not Sir Francis Bacon, then . . . I had wondered about the capitalization of the word.In games I play in and run for LFR, there were no pigs on Aebir. When Dragonborn made the hop to Toril, they discovered the most wonderful of meats and have adapted it as an important cultural staple in their diet... or so I try to convince everyoneI can almost see the love of Bahamut in there, as he's important in D&D -- but (for my own information) what does Bacon have to do with it (attempting to ignore the alignment issue almost entirely)?
My paladin of Bahamut has a battle standard of healing I made from a paper clip and a tiny print out of clip-art strips of bacon as the banner.
Also, Bacon can smooth out just about any botched diplomacy roll, in game and out
As a further note, Dragonborn note that Elf tastes nothing like bacon... more like spam...
But wouldn't an Elf taste more like a sh-elf -- approximately "flesh" spelled backward?Emeril said:Pork Fat Rules!
Oh my god. I might know her. Was she not too tall, with hair and a nose?Did it have to be a sasha? *shudders from bad memories of nut job ex-fiance*