Asisreo
Patron Badass
What's crazy is: they really aren't. If you play a ranged fighter without Sharpshooter, you get less damage...whatever.and basically several of the most potent are basically hand picked presents designed for martial types other than the monk. And those martials get more of them too.
If you play a wizard without resilient:Con and Warcaster, your whole gameplay style changes.