Went to the grocery today to pick up a few things for the Easter meal, etc...and got home to my entire 5lb bag of potatoes I bought 4-5 days ago has gone all sprouty!
AAAAARGH!
Yup, but sometimes things happen. Like the third last and second last were also borked. You hold your breath and cut into the last one, hands trembling slightly with trepidation. It falls in half only to reveal a brown stinking core and the abyss rears up to tear at your soul and you howl into the night at the absurdity of human existence.Those onions are the reason I make a conscious effort never to have a last onion.
Yup, but sometimes things happen. Like the third last and second last were also borked. You hold your breath and cut into the last one, hands trembling slightly with trepidation. It falls in half only to reveal a brown stinking core and the abyss rears up to tear at your soul and you howl into the night at the absurdity of human existence.

(Dungeons & Dragons)
Rulebook featuring "high magic" options, including a host of new spells.