D&D General D&D is like candy corn

[MGibster]

I always thought of people who make a big deal about candy corn or Hawaiian pizza to be like those folks who act like if you take even a bite of McDonalds or Taco bell you will blast your toilet into a fine porcelain sand: most are performative, the rest are terrifying and should see a doctor.

While I don't particularly care for candy corn these days, it's a candy I at least enjoyed as a child. Which is something I could never say about Bit 'o Honey, Circus Peanuts, and Boston Baked Beans.

 

[jtylerk]

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Hot dog flavored candy corn is too close to being health food.