D&D possible cause in Murder case again.

[Lasher Dragon]

If I were to kick some people to death while wearing cowboy boots with spurs, toe-caps and the works, do you think I could get Country Music banned? 'Cuz I hates me some country music. I'd even wear skin-tight Wranglers if that would help....

 

[Kae'Yoss]

If I were to kick some people to death while wearing cowboy boots with spurs, toe-caps and the works, do you think I could get Country Music banned? 'Cuz I hates me some country music. I'd even wear skin-tight Wranglers if that would help....

This could actually work. What would you suggest to wear if I want to get Techno (and all derivatives) and Hip Hop banned? If I'm going to jail for that one, I want to make it count.

 

[Lasher Dragon]

This could actually work. What would you suggest to wear if I want to get Techno (and all derivatives) and Hip Hop banned? If I'm going to jail for that one, I want to make it count.

Well, for the hip-hop you are gonna need baggy clothes, name brand stuff. Some tan boots, a bandanna, strap a 9 (gotta fire it sideways, don't forget!!!)

To work in techno I'm thinking in your other hand, juggle glowsticks... and to top it off suck on a giant pacifier while you commit your crime.

As you are fleeing the scene, toss crack rocks and oversized sweet-tarts w/acid on them out the window.

 

[frankthedm]

And for the record, this guy's killing spree was initiated because he couldn't handle dealing with women. Period.

It looks just as likely to me that he wasn't going to put up with the standard relationship B.S., got that B.S. and did what he felt he had to do.

 

[Angcuru]

Reporter: "What have we here, detective?"

Detective: As if it isn't obvious enough "Three bodies, stabbed to death with a sharp, pointy piece of worked steel."

R "A knife?"

D "Yeah, one of those." Jackass.

R "Any ideas on motive?"

D "Well, we have a man in custody with a signed confession saying that he stabbed to death his ex-girlfriend, her mother, and her child because he was angry that she left him."

R Blah, what else is new? "Anything else?"

D "Nope. Clearly an open and shut case."

R "Hmmm...Hey, is that a Dungeons and Dragons book?"

D "Seems that way. Tucked in the bookshelf alongside the 'Murder for Dummies' and 'Human Vital Anatomy Popup Book'."

R Hot damn! I can spin this to make it look like he was corrupted by that evil Dungeons and Dragons game the Reverand told me was a tool of Satan a few years back! I'll be famous! "Thank you detective, my work is done here."

D "Uhm...sure. Would you mind wiping that drool off you chin? You're starting to scare me."

 

[Trainz]

That's completely fallacious. So.....because he plays D&D he's likely to stab people? I guess they should check with all murderers or attempted murderers who used a knife as their weapon of choice and see whether they play D&D.

IMO, that's irresponsible reporting. Until they've actually been able to demonstrate a link, it shouldn't even be coming up.

Banshee

OK, let's take a good loooong look at what I actually wrote:

It's possible.

I mean, it's possible this guy's murder spree was triggered by his fascination with D&D. Wouldn't mean D&D is responsible though.

His fascination with the game could have triggered his hacking spree. Meaning, some psychosis was just waiting for anything to trigger it, and something was the focus for it (Teletubbies, FPS, Mel Gibson, whatever).

It's possible. I'm not blaming the game at all. I'm blaming this dude's funky neurons.

 

[Kae'Yoss]

Reporter: "What have we here, detective?"

Detective: As if it isn't obvious enough "Three bodies, stabbed to death with a sharp, pointy piece of worked steel."

R "A knife?"

D "Yeah, one of those." Jackass.

R "Any ideas on motive?"

D "Well, we have a man in custody with a signed confession saying that he stabbed to death his ex-girlfriend, her mother, and her child because he was angry that she left him."

R Blah, what else is new? "Anything else?"

D "Nope. Clearly an open and shut case."

R "Hmmm...Hey, is that a Dungeons and Dragons book?"

D "Seems that way. Tucked in the bookshelf alongside the 'Murder for Dummies' and 'Human Vital Anatomy Popup Book'."

R Hot damn! I can spin this to make it look like he was corrupted by that evil Dungeons and Dragons game the Reverand told me was a tool of Satan a few years back! I'll be famous! "Thank you detective, my work is done here."

D "Uhm...sure. Would you mind wiping that drool off you chin? You're starting to scare me."

Could well have been the case. I think that guy should turn his investigative journalism to good use and find out who killed Black Leaf.

 

[Angcuru]

Could well have been the case. I think that guy should turn his investigative journalism to good use and find out who killed Black Leaf.

Simple. Find out the manufacturer that makes poison traps and slap them with a wrongful death lawsuit.

And by the way. If any reporter reads this, feel free to make a lenthy incision into your carotid artery while in the tub. It'd make a lot of people happy.

 

[Zoatebix]

Well, for the hip-hop you are gonna need baggy clothes, name brand stuff. Some tan boots, a bandanna, strap a 9 (gotta fire it sideways, don't forget!!!)

To work in techno I'm thinking in your other hand, juggle glowsticks... and to top it off suck on a giant pacifier while you commit your crime.

As you are fleeing the scene, toss crack rocks and oversized sweet-tarts w/acid on them out the window.

hee hee hee

http://www.enworld.org/showthread.php?t=80017
-George

 

[Kae'Yoss]

Simple. Find out the manufacturer that makes poison traps and slap them with a wrongful death lawsuit.

Nope, they are on the sure side with their disclaimers: "WARNING: Always succeed on your fortitude save while using"