Why, you... you... you little...
restrains self from using Rhialto's Flaming Fist of Justice.
Listen bub, if you want to state your honest-to-goodness reasons for why you believe a car was there, go ahead. But if you want to be a smart-ass and crack wise--well two can play at that game,
pal...
hong said:
Because, that's why.
hong said:
There was also NO DOG. And ELVIS has LEFT the BUILDING. THANK YOU.
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hong said:
We know this, because the house has a huge sign on top of it with an arrow pointing down, saying "THIS IS A HOUSE".
Or maybe not.
Or we know because it's a large immovable object that only vaguely resembles a car, and that's only if you glimpse it quickly, and are convinced that it's a car.
hong said:
Indeed. They might even possibly be smarter than you.
I have my doubts about that. Still, anything's
possible...
Tell you what let's get back to this...
hong said:
Which is what makes it SO MUCH FUN!
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hong said:
Which means there was a car there. BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE CONSCIOUS MIND!
MY GOD! Hong, my friend, you have just revolutionized the standards of proof! If people think they see something, that means it's really there! You've just proven the existance of Bigfoot, the Yeti, the Loch Ness Monster, and pink elephants! What amazing skills of deduction! (Rhialto/nitpicker relative I.Q. test #1).
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hong said:
WARNING! Smoking KKK members can seriously damage your health.
No, smoking KKK members can seriously damage
their health. And nobody cares. Well, except for the KKK members, and they don't count.
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hong said:
D00d, if you are taking your dog into the movie theater, you DESERVE to see anything you want to see.
laughs nervously
That's right, hong, that's exactly what I meant. Keep on plugging, pal...
(Rhialto/nitpicker relative I.Q. test #2).
And remember everyone, with research there is hope...
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hong said:
And the best tape is the one that's wound around a DVD!
laughs nervously
Sure hong. Sure...
hong said:
Because THIS TIME, it has a big sign on it with an arrow pointing down, saying "THIS IS NOT A CAR!"
looks around, frantic
Umm, hong, are you--all right...? You seem a little...excited..
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hong said:
Even though they weren't,
Because they say they aren't! That's proof, of a sort...
hong said:
That's the best part of nitpicking.
No, the best part of nitpicking is when a nitpicker shuts up. At least that's the part
I find best...
hong said:
Pshaw. I get ALL my delusions of grandeur from this messageboard.
You keep telling yourself that...
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hong said:
Idiot troll. Mickey Mouse is a trademark of AOL Time Warner, so there's NO WAY he could have appeared in a New Line production. Please check your facts before posting nonsense to web boards, &c.
Hey, I didn't say there
was a Mickey Mouse watch in Lord of the Rings, but a lot of people said they'd seen one...
Hey, that mean's there WAS one in the movie! I mean, people said they saw it! (Rhialto/nitpicker relative I.Q. test #3).
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