Charlaquin
Goblin Queen (She/Her/Hers)
You don’t double any numbers on a crit in 5e. You roll all the damage dice a second time.You know you still get to roll dice for damage, right? So there's still the "thrill" of rolling really good or really bad in the department that really counts: damage dealt.
What do crits do anyway, except force more math on people? "Double these numbers, but not those!" This is supposed to be a fun game, not calculus!