Dungeons and Dragons 2

[Kahuna Burger]

I heard the main plot of DnD 2 will be 4 kids get on a Dungeons and Dragons amusment park ride and get transported to a fantasy world, and they have to get back home.

woo hoo!!!!!!!

oh, damn, you were making that up, huh? so, uh which two kids were you leaving out?

I think that modern kids/teens/college students thrust into a fantasy realm and imbued with appropriate powers is a good trope, and would readily pay to see a D&D movie with the same basic plot at the old cartoon series.Then again, I'm a child of the 80's so what can you expect...

Kahuna Burger

 

[Truth Seeker]

*Looking at everyone...with tear filled red bloated eyes*

"S----topppp.....pleaseeeee....stoppppppp...this...is killin' me"

 

[John Crichton]

I recall watching on the DVD a bluescreen shot of Jeremy Irons acting. When the director said cut, Mr. Irons stalked off the stage, glaring at the director with an expression that said, "I'm going to my trailer to polish my gun."

Fair enough. So the movie nearly caused one of its stars to commit suicide.

Can you smell the irony? (No pun intended) The headlines would be great: Jeremy Irons ritually kills himself playing D&D. More on page 2...

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

Fair enough. So the movie nearly caused one of its stars to commit suicide.

Can you smell the irony? (No pun intended) The headlines would be great: Jeremy Irons ritually kills himself playing D&D. More on page 2...

Heheheh. Though that may have been the final blow to D&D, proving once and for all that we D&D players really ARE evil...wait, we are, aren't we? Um...crap. I missed the last Meeting o' Evil D&D Players, what's our new stance on things?

 

[barsoomcore]

Um...crap. I missed the last Meeting o' Evil D&D Players, what's our new stance on things?

Uh, let me check the meeting minutes...

...Piratecat's house, toilet paper, thirty peacocks, no, that's not it...

...Morrus and those transexual flamenco dancers, nope....

...here we are: "Still Evil." That's it.

Oh, and you have to bring the donuts next meeting.

 

[John Crichton]

...here we are: "Still Evil." That's it.

Oh, and you have to bring the donuts next meeting.

*taps barsoomcore on the shoulder and whispers*

Dude, those are the minutes from April 7, 1983. No wonder why we keep getting the same shmoes in here all the time. And man, are these donuts crunchy...

 

[Pants]

*taps barsoomcore on the shoulder and whispers*

Dude, those are the minutes from April 7, 1983. No wonder why we keep getting the same shmoes in here all the time. And man, are these donuts crunchy...

My friends, you should have invested in Twinkies*, they last as long as the sun.

*Now with Evil creme filling.

 

[Len]

we all know full well we'll all watch it.

Don't I get a saving throw?

 

[Trainz]

LOTR placed the bar SO HIGH for Heroic Fantasy, I can't imagine someone making such a movie with the goal of turning out a second piece of trash. That's a career killer if there ever was one. It just HAS to be at least enjoyable.

What was that you say ?

Yeah... one MUST take into account the Human Stupidity factor.

STOP HURTING MY HOBBY !

 

[David Howery]

Oh God. Oh, the horror. Another D&D movie?! Who is fool enough to put up money for that?
Do you think this one might actually have a dungeon worthy of the name in it? Please tell me that anyone involved in the first movie will be forbidden upon pain of death to approach within 50 miles of the making of the second one....