E-Tools 1.2 Comedy Gold!

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I tried to do the following:
Generate Table ->
MM ->
Organization ->
Giant ->
Fire ->
Fire (1d6)

And got this. I almost fell out of my chair laughing.

(Emphasis mine)

You have generated a Fire Giant Raiding/Hunting Party (1)
Giant, Fire, Adept, 3rd Level, Male Giant, Fire Giant15/Adp3: Large Giant (Fire); HD 15d8+75 (Giant), 3d6+15 (Adept); hp 170; Init -1; Spd 40, Swim 60; AC 16 (Flatfooted:17, Touch:8); Atk +21 base melee, +10 base ranged; +21 (1d6+10, 4 Tentacles); +21 (1d6+10, 4 Tentacles); +21 (1d6+10, 4 Tentacles); SA: Rock throwing (Ex); SQ: Rock catching (Ex), Fire subtype (Ex); AL LE; SV Fort +11, Ref +5, Will +8; STR 31, DEX 9, CON 21, INT 10, WIS 10, CHA 11.
Skills: Craft (Armorsmithing) -5, Craft (Blacksmithing) -5, Craft (Metalworking) -5, Craft (Stonecarving) -5, Craft (Stonemasonry) -5, Craft (Weaponsmithing) -5, Profession (Armorsmith) -3, Profession (Blacksmith) -3, Profession (Metalworker) -3, Profession (Miner) -3, Profession (Stonemason) -3, Profession (Weaponsmith) -3.

The rest of the statblock seemed okay, but I think I'll still be double-checking E-Tools output.
 

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Freaky! It's somehow combining the fire giant info with ... something that has 4 tentacle attacks, a swim speed of 60, and a +2 racial bonus to metal-related craft skills.

So far it only seems to be happening with the fire giant adepts (i opened several of those and they have the same problem). The fire giant cleric, for example, is fine.

You win the "weirdest bug" award, that's for sure!
 

That is so beyond bizarre I don't know whether to laugh or cry!

Man...

I simply have no clue what to say to that one...

uhrm.. we'll check it out... asap!
 

Heh, heh, heh!

Thanks for sharing that! I am sure the codemonkeys are working on it now that you have called it to Menex's attention. And at least it seems a fairly obscure bug.

On the other hand the idea of a fast swimming half mindflayer half fire giant adept is pretty amusing...
Heh, heh, heh!

The Auld Grump
 

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