Eating watermelon

[Queen_Dopplepopolis]

When I go to the store today, I may have to buy a watermelon. (it will pain me to pay the price they will charge me here in DC compared to the price in SD... but it just sounds so good!)

 

[jaerdaph]

Bacon-Wrapped Watermelon Rind

 

[werk]

Consider the white part of the wartermelon like the white part of an orange. Edible, but not especially tastey.

I leave it on the rind...watermelon bones.

 

[Vraille Darkfang]

... I find that to be disturbingly yucky sounding. And that's saying something because I am a firm believer that almost anything can be made better by bacon.

Could someone please just confirm for me that we are, indeed, talking about the fruit and not some new oral-sex reference that hasn't made it to the midwest yet?

If, we're talking about food, then, yes, most foods (with the exception of a PB&J sandwich can be made better with bacon). Try Fried Bananas wrapped in bacon (food reference, nothing sexual here. I mean it).

If we are talking about what you easties are caliing 'it' nowdays. Remember the health risks associated with raw meat products, so cook the bacon first. Second.....

LET THE BACON COOL OFF BEFORE ANY 'APPLICATION'!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Rel]

Could someone please just confirm for me that we are, indeed, talking about the fruit and not some new oral-sex reference that hasn't made it to the midwest yet?

We can neither confirm nor deny any presence of an oral-sex reference in this thread. We will provide further information as it becomes available and have no further comment at this time.

 

[jaerdaph]

Could someone please just confirm for me that we are, indeed, talking about the fruit and not some new oral-sex reference that hasn't made it to the midwest yet?

Where the heck is this coming from?!?

 

[Mystery Man]

Get a sturdy table and a great big mallet...

 

[Rel]

Get a sturdy table and a great big mallet...

Wait, are we talking about watermelon or oral sex?

 

[Vraille Darkfang]

Wait, are we talking about watermelon or oral sex?

That's what I keep asking!?!?!

Is eating the watermelon some lingo for something else?

All the talk of 'red, juicy, flesh up until the white' had me confused.

Then all the Bacon talk started.

I seriously thought this was like when I heard some girls discussing new hair styles like the "Landing Strip", "Hitler Mustache", "Telly Savalas", "Putting Green" and "Hedgehog" and it took me awhile to realize it wasn't the hair on their head they were talking about.

 

[Jdvn1]

Where in the world is this coming from?!