Elven Flatulence

[Ashy]

You know....

...its threads like these that make ENWorld such a magical, wonderful place...


...and make everyone in your office look at you wierd when you splurt soda all over your desk and snort and laugh like a drowning donkey.

 

[Henry]

Let's see... how do I phrase this properly...

 

[Barendd Nobeard]

3. Paris Hilton would make a good elf. A really, really, really skanky elf. Who used Int as a dump stat. Big time.

That and she's only got aristocrat levels.

Is she from a campaign that used the Book of Erotic Fantasy maybe?

No. The Book of Vile Darkness.

 

[Kae'Yoss]

Hm... I wonder what race all those drug-addled babblers would be in D&D Could it be that I just found the niche for gnomes?

 

[Kanegrundar]

We have hit a new level on the boards...elf farts on the next EN World board topic!!!

Hilarious!

Kane

 

[BronzeDragon]

Hey!

What's wrong with my screen name?

(Other than the fact my initials turn out to be V.D.).

I could point you to Forrester's lecture "Nyiming Ur Chaerectyr" (or words to that effect), but, unfortunately, it doesn't exist online anymore...

Trust me when I say it was funny...

 

[Dark Jezter]

So, soon or later, we should expect an Elven Farter PrC in some future WotC book?

Either that, or we'll see a "Methane Elf" subrace in a future Forgotten Realms suppliment.

 

[Impeesa]

You haven't heard of Beano? Its a pill you take before eating that cuts down on the gas. They had a few different slogans but my favorite was "Beano before, quite after". I don't know why but I thought it was funny.

Well yeah, I know what Beano is. You said you had one word for it, though. What is it?

--Impeesa--

 

[Aeson]

Well yeah, I know what Beano is. You said you had one word for it, though. What is it?

--Impeesa--

I guess that was a typo. I think I meant I have one word for you. Beano.

 

[wingsandsword]

Either that, or we'll see a "Methane Elf" subrace in a future Forgotten Realms suppliment.

"Elven Windmaster" PrC, that builds off a "natural winds" feat that elves can take that lets elves once per day release a cloud of natural gas, it has a 50% chance of healing all plant creatures within 10 ft of 1d8 HP, and a 50% chance of acting like a stinking cloud centered on the Elf (elf subject to the effect as well). The PrC lets you do it more times per day, get more area of effect, and choose from more potential effects (a 10th level ability of Cloudkill, appearing adjacent to you maybe?)