[ENboards Boston Feng Shui Game] Six in the Chamber II: HONG KONG BLOODBATH -UPDATED!

[Breakstone]

Y'know, sometimes you've just got to feel sorry for those mooks...

Tong twist... ouch...

 

[Horacio]

Y'know, sometimes you've just got to feel sorry for those mooks...

Tong twist... ouch...

When Horacio hears that comment, he turns around to see who said it, because he thought avving recognized the voice. And Horacio was right, because Tsunami, the (in)famous undead steed of the (in)famous lich Vek, was there, in the cinema, occupping several places with his massive undead equine body...

Horacio waves hands to the undead horse and turns back to see the film

 

[Lela]

Also turning to see the great equine form of the undead warhorse, Lela smiles. Her eyes give a quick shift in the direction of the flashlight toting usher. Her face is clearly questioning and the question is obvious.

It also just so happens that the angle is just right for Horacio to get the message.



Okay, this is the third time I've tried to post this. If I loose it again, I'm giving up.

 

[Fade]

She uses the tongs’ grips on them to flip them behind her. They crash into the phoenix sculpture and knock it backward, onto the ground. The flame starts blasting over the walls, right next to the door marked PROPANE STORAGE.

I knew it!

Good floor shows this restaurant has. I bet he'll get twice the business when he reopens.

 

[Horacio]

Also turning to see the great equine form of the undead warhorse, Lela smiles. Her eyes give a quick shift in the direction of the flashlight toting usher. Her face is clearly questioning and the question is obvious.

It also just so happens that the angle is just right for Horacio to get the message.

Horacio winks and takes a golf ball from his backpack, while a evil smile appears on his usually blushing face...

 

[Sammael99]

He drops the PA and punches a mook in the face. The mook angrily raises a gun at him. TSO tosses the bottle he’s holding up into the air and grabs the gun out of the mook’s hand. He grabs the mook’s hand by the wrist and brings it toward him, using the mook’s hand to catch the bottle. He then dodges the mook’s other hand grabbing for the gun and spins out of the way, then tosses the gun behind him before kicking the mook in the gut, causing him to drop the bottle… which TSO catches. He then punctuates the cool moves by busting the mook in the nose. He takes a drink. The mook growls and swings a wild haymaker at TSO’s head, which is ducked. TSO reaches around the mook’s back and places his drink on the table there… for safekeeping.

Now this is the key to a succesful Feng Shui game in my opinion. The players need to have seen enough over the top hong kong action to even think about maneuvers like these.

I lurve it !

 

[Henry]

Henry watches grandma with a sly smile, and keeps the remarks about the difficult names in the movie being 'tong twisters' to himself.

 

[blargney]

Henry.. that was simply rancid

This story is great Doc! Keep it coming please!
-blarg blarg

 

[Warrior Poet]

CHEF TSO looks around and picks up the microphone to speak into the PA over the entire restaurant.

CHEF TSO
My new carpet!! DAMN YOU!!! …Uh, all patrons of CHEF TSO’s, please evacuate the building in an orderly and safe manner. Please come back soon. All busboys, prepare to have the crap kicked out of you.

Now that's good funny.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled movie mayhem!

Warrior Poet

P.S. Doc, this rocks!

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

*Keeping a careful eye on what's going on around him (especially Horacio ), Tallarn holds his cards in his hands and carries on watching the film, hooting and cheering all the way*