Fast food nick names.

[Harmon]

Taco Smell or Taco Hell

Jack in the Slot (saw on in Navada with a slot machine in it)

McHork



Wally World was mentioned by my cousin and it stuck

K Fart cause everyone I have ever been inside smells like a- well you get the idea.

 

[Chaldfont]

Grease-a Hut

 

[BOZ]

Toxic Smell

 

[Thunderfoot]

I can't write the name of a place I no longer live or travel near, but you can figure it out.

The actual name is Fu Xing Express.

Sometimes you gotta wonder what the owner was thinking.
/BTW, yes I realize its a cultural thing, but come on, ten minutes in America and you gotta figure out this is a bad idea./

 

[Seanaci]

Toxic Cow
Toxic Smell
Taco Hell
Toxic Hell


That's all I have.

 

[Remathilis]

Most my Taco Bell ones are on here:

Murder King
Booger King

Wendy Hortons (Michigan thing: Wendys and a Time Hortons)
Pizza Bell (Pizza Hut/Taco Bell)
Baskin & Donuts (Baskin Robbins/Dunkin Donuts)

 

[frankthedm]

Any more?

 

[sedarfairy]

more fast food fun

My daughter has hearing loss so she has odd names for most things.

Golden Corral became the Golden Cow.
Huddle House (local all-night breakfast place) became the Waffle Crisp

fast food places aren't the only victims...at her kindergarten showcase, she took the mike to sing the patriotic song "its a grand old flag." however, she couldn't quite hear the words as her teacher taught them. Soooo...she sang loud and proud "its a grand old fag, a hot flying fag, in every piece and way."

all the other parents looked at me like i was a complete heathen.

 

[kenobi65]

I've been known to call McDonald's, "Mac and Don's Steakhouse."

We've called it "Mac & Don's Fine Scottish Food", or "Mac & Don's Supper Club", too.

Which takes me to a tangent -- nicknames for retail stores:

JCPenney: "Fashions by Jacques Pennay"
Target: "Tarzhay" (pronouncing "Target" as if it were a French word)
Wal-Mart: "Wally World"
Kmart: "Came Apart"
Waldenbooks: "AllDemBooks"
Toys R Us: "We Be Toys"

 

[DaveyJones]

Golden Arches - Mc Donalds