Fighters vs. Spellcasters (a case for fighters.)

[Ahnehnois]

I don't know, DoaM is starting to feel like the healing surge battles of '07-'08. I still have the scars.

Really, the scars didn't heal instantaneously?

 

[TwoSix]

Really, the scars didn't heal instantaneously?

Well played.

 

[Hussar]

And like all good things, this ends on a good note.

 

[sheadunne]

The posters were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads.
When, what to their wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tinny reindeer.

Roll initiative!

 

[TwoSix]

I attack with my greatsword and roll low, only getting a 9. The reindeer "Dances" out of the way, taking 3 hp of damage from the exertion and being terrified of my glinting sword.

 

[Manbearcat]

I attack with my greatsword and roll low, only getting a 9. The reindeer "Dances" out of the way, taking 3 hp of damage from the exertion and being terrified of my glinting sword.

The Reindeer "Summons Santa Claus" to deal with you. Santa says "HE'S BEEN NICE, CAN'T BEATDOWN, SORRY DONNERLOL". Donner says "but my Summon Santa Claus spell says you're supposed to help me defeat this guy and he wasn't even established in the fiction until just now...his entire existence was offscreen...how in the world do we know he was naughty or nice?" Santa says "Morale support lol???...and he was in a state of quantum superposition, existing in my mind but also latently in the fiction...What do you want from me, LIVING, BREATHING, WORLD OK GUY."

 

[Aenghus]

Of course Santa Claus turns out to be a simulacrum, because there's snow Santa Claus.





Sorry, couldn't help myself.

 

[Aenghus]

duplicate post, sorry

 

[Aenghus]

duplicate post, sorry

 

[cross ofth carpenter]

This thread could be a book if all the posts were compiled in some form, some sort of Socratic Dialogue.