Forked Thread: What is wrong with Return of the Jedi

[Relique du Madde]

RotJ is still better than the Prequels.

And people are saying Ewoks were cute and cuddly, yet they forget they were *cannibals*! They were going to serve some roasted Han with a side of Luke and Chewie for the kids!

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[RichCsigs]

I agree with almost everyone of these:

50 Reasons Why Jedi Sucked! (and 10 Reasons Why It Didn't)

 

[RangerWickett]

I agree with almost everyone of these:

50 Reasons Why Jedi Sucked! (and 10 Reasons Why It Didn't)

Thanks for sharing that!

 

[Orius]

Would that mean that Padme was unfaithful or were there bio-engineering shenanigans occurring in the Old Republic?

As for the second, I believe the EU explains somewhere that

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Anakin was produced along the line somewhere by Darth Plageous to serve as a replacement body or something. Then after Palapatine bumped his master off, he went looking for his pet project, thus his interest in Anakin

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Simply put, it injected so much cutesy stuff that it lowered the bar for the later movies- without the ewoks, there could be no Jar-Jar Binks.

 

[Relique du Madde]

Simply put, it injected so much cutesy stuff that it lowered the bar for the later movies- without the ewoks, there could be no Jar-Jar Binks.

But Jar Jar has a redeeming factor, if it wasn't for him Palpatine would never have became Emperor.

 

[Morrus]

RotJ is still better than the Prequels.

And people are saying Ewoks were cute and cuddly, yet they forget they were *cannibals*! They were going to serve some roasted Han with a side of Luke and Chewie for the kids!

They'd have to eat other Ewoks to be cannibals.

 

[Brown Jenkin]

They'd have to eat other Ewoks to be cannibals.

Mmmmmmm Ewok

 

[Klaus]

They'd have to eat other Ewoks to be cannibals.

Anthropophagic, then?

But then they were intending on eating Chewie...

Xenophagic?

 

[Styracosaurus]

It would have been redeemed if Darth Vader had replaced Palpatine and made Luke is apprentice.