Funny "victory" lines?

[Kae'Yoss]

To add some from the popular litarature:

"Time to harvest the kidneys"
"For so long I wanted to say these three words: SNEAK ATTACK, *ITCH"

I don't get this one down verbatim, but I'll get the gist of it.
Fighter: "My cold steal shall drink your lifeblood eagerly!"
Wizard: "My Eldritch Might will tear you from Life itself!"
Cleric: "NAUGHTY! NAUGHTY! NAUGHTY!"

Fighter: "We've got to get her some new lines."
Wizard: "How? She thinks saying "darn" is a violation of her alignment.


One of my favourite lines from Heroes of Might and Magic V:
Demon: "I need to pass your lands to set sail at the port of (whatever)"
Elf: "Your burning hooves shall not scorch a single blade of our grass"
Demon: "Ugh! Tree-shagging pixies. I have no time for this. Go and slay them all!"

And another from the same game and character (well, more or less)
"I would not call myself power-hungry, but that felt GOOD!"

Whenever I cast banishment or similar spell, I always steal the quote from Ghostbusters:

"(Insert outside name)... good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of (insert realm name), I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension. "

That's not a free action!

 

[Terraism]

That's not a free action!

It's the somatic component.

 

[Rabelais]

My group had a cleric that quoted the line from Ghostbusters whenever he turned outsiders. Honestly, that joke never got old

My current character, a Shadow Dragon/Psion, "quotes" Godzilla's victory roar whenever we win a battle. So much so, that I'm just going to burn it to mp3, and cue it up on ol' Sparky the wonder iPod.

 

[KrazyHades]

It's the somatic component.

Haha, beautiful, Terraism!

 

[Thunderfoot]

I used to yell (after successfully backstabbing) "I AM THE TERROR THAT STABS IN THE NIGHT!!!" Right up until the other players duct-tapped my mouth shut.

 

[cignus_pfaccari]

My current character, a Shadow Dragon/Psion, "quotes" Godzilla's victory roar whenever we win a battle. So much so, that I'm just going to burn it to mp3, and cue it up on ol' Sparky the wonder iPod.

In a no-holds-barred epic game, my half-dragon anthropomorphic tyrannosaur yelled out "TOLTHRAK SMASH!!!!" at relatively frequent intervals in fights, like when he charged and flurried. Those poor winterwights never knew what hit them. I miss playing him, he was fun.

(Int was 16, and therefore a dump stat. His speech patterns were a mix between the Hulk and Grimlock. Great fun was had by all.)

Brad

 

[Festivus]

If you want some real gems, go see Commando. Arnie has some real nice things to say there:

After being asked what he did to some guy, he just said "I let him go" (while he hung him over a cliff by one arm)

The guy he impaled on a steam pipe he told to blow off some steam.




Well, they're your kids, their mother is your wife.... But it's good that your kids don't make a habit of rudely pointing out facts.

You had to bring up Commando... I was working in the movie theater when that "beauty" came out. Here's what my google-fu produced... and I remember every one of these sadly:

This is from here http://optimusfilms.20m.com/arnold/80s.html

Commando (1985)


Plot: Arnold is Col. John Matrix. Matrix to his friends and enemies. He is retired special forces, enjoying the good life. Until a ruthless dictator kidnaps his daughter, so he can blackmail Matrix into assassinating a South American president. Bad idea. Arnold doesn't say much in this film, but when he does it's usually a one-liner. My favorite one-liner film.
Film: C
One-liners: A
Trailer

1. Soldier: "You think I can smell em?"
Matrix:"I did."

2. Bad Guy: "Your going to co-operate... right?"
Matrix: "Wrong!"

3. "I'll be BACK, Bennet"

4. Stewardess: "Any carry on luggage?"
Matrix: "Just him."

5. [To stewardess] "Don't disturb my friend... he's DEAD tired."

6. Stewardess: "Sir, you must remain seated."
Matrix: "I'm air-sick."

7. [Before plane ride.]
Matrix:"Your a funny guy Sully, that's why I'm going to kill you last."
[Now holding Sully over cliff.]
Matrix: "Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?"
Sully: "That's right, Matrix! You did!"
Matrix: "I LIED!"

8. Cindy:"Where's Sully?"
Matrix: "I let him go."

9. Cooke: "This Green Beret, is going to kick your A**."
Matrix: "I eat Green Beret's for breakfast... and right now I'm VERY hungry."

10. Cooke: [Holding gun on Matrix] "F*** you A******!"
[CLICK]
Matrix:"F*** YOU A******!"

11. "We'll take Cooke's car... he WON'T be needing it."

12. Cindy: "Where are we going?"
Matrix: "Shopping!"

13. [After Cindy shoots police van with rocket launcher. (Sense?)]
"Where did YOU learn to do that?!"

14. Cindy: "This isn't a plane, this is a canoe with wings!"
Matrix: "Then get in and start paddling."

15. Cindy: "How will I know?"
Matrix: "Because all F***ING Hell is going to break loose!"

16. "Como esta?!" [BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!]

17. Bennet: "How's your arm John?"
Matrix: "Come over and FIND out."

18. Bennet: "You're a dead man John!"
Matrix: "Bull..S***!"

19. [after throwing a pipe through him]
"Let off some STEAM, Bennett!"

20. General: "Leave anything for us?"
Matrix: "Just bodies."

 

[Jeysie]

I used to yell (after successfully backstabbing) "I AM THE TERROR THAT STABS IN THE NIGHT!!!" Right up until the other players duct-tapped my mouth shut.

See, in order to make that work, you really have to make it into a running gag by adding variations on the second part of that quote. Something like, "I am the terror that stabs in the night! I am the rust monster that eats your armor!"

Peace & Luv, Liz

 

[The Grumpy Celt]

Not quite a victory line, but in a recent game someone in character said, of our "guest"....

"Ah, come man... when does Stockholm syndrome kick in?"

 

[TarionzCousin]

In a Dark Sun campaign (no metal weapons), after a particularly long and grueling fight with evil elves, a friend yelled out "Eat Hot Bone, elf!!!" Yes. he was using a bone sword.

The DM and I busted out laughing. The player who yelled turned bright red a moment later.

/Dark Sun: cannibal halflings and crappy ceramic money. Good times.