Funny "victory" lines?

[KrazyHades]

Everybody who has seen an action movie has heard the hero or villain say something as they defeat an enemy, something that just makes you want to groan. From James Bond's "shocking" after throwing an electric appliance into a tub with an enemy to the typical "see you in hell!" these lines just seem to crop up.

Playing DnD, at least in my group, brings up some of the worst of these. Recently, we had one that was hilarious.

The PCs are fighting a Marlith (snakelike demon) and the wizard finally decides to whip out the banishment spell to boot her off the Material Plane, and as he casts it, he yells "I have HAD it with these motherf*&$%ing snakes on this motherf#^%@ing plane!"

Needless to say, we didn't get much done until the laugh-fits stopped.

What are some particularly good (or awful) lines that you've heard in your games?

 

[SiderisAnon]

High level D&D game under 2nd Ed. The party is fighting a fallen demigod, who was now no more powerful than a demonlord. The wizard managed to get the polymorph spell past the BBEG's defenses and turned him into a guppy. His line then and for ever onward was, "I turn gods into guppies!"

 

[Ambrus]

"I have HAD it with these motherf*&$%ing snakes on this motherf#^%@ing plane!"

What can I offer that can possibly compete with that?

 

[mattcolville]

Not D&D related, but this is a line I wrote for Mercenaries 2 (video game) when the Oil Company security guys (think WWF Wrestlers with uniforms and guns) win a battle;

"Man that was so good, made me headbutt my mom!"

Makes the actors and the engineer laugh every time.

 

[Jolly Giant]

"I'm a sexy, shoe-less God of war!" is definitely my favorite yell of victory.

It's not from my game, though...

 

[shilsen]

I'm a sexy, shoe-less God of war!" is definitely my favorite yell of victory.

It's not from my game, though...

You stole my line, damn you!

Individual best victory cry evah!

 

[Mishihari Lord]

Not from my game, but ...

The party in Sagiro's story hour had just KO'd a dragon by putting a wall of force in its line of flight. Dranko (Piratecat) tells him "You're an embarrassment to dragons everywhere"

Probably my favorite line from any game

 

[Asmor]

"I have HAD it with these motherf*&$%ing snakes on this motherf#^%@ing plane!"

I specifically wanted to set up a situation involving snakes and planes just for that line.

 

[Jolly Giant]

"Long will the bards sing, of when Alroh made the terrasque dance!"

This line came from the party rogue, after the wizard's Otto's Irresistable Dance saved them from a near-TPK.

 

[Henry]

"I said LICENSE and REGISTRATION, BEEYOTCH!" -- said as two bad guys in a pickup truck were running a checkpoint, and the checkpoint officer tosses a grenade into the truck bed...