Geeky D&D T-shirt/Bumpersticker Ideas

[Rune]

My friend, rootbeergnome, and I were just talking about geeky T-shirt/bumperstickers that we'd like to have and display publically.

Here's a few of them:

"My child is a 9th level honor student."

"My child is a 9th level honor student. What a geek."

"I disbelieve the illusion!"

"D&D is for losers who have more fun than you."

Anyone else got anything?

 

[Limper]

Jesus Saves! Takes Half Damage

 

[Cedric]

E=mc^2 + 3d6

Cedric

 

[Romotre]

"My son's epic-level character beat up your football player"
-Ok maybe beat up is an understatment.

"I may RP, but you're ugly and I can go out."


"Geek is just another word for a person smarter than you."


omg its late. no more "jokes" being "clever" "hurts"

 

[I'm A Banana]

Beware The Flumph

All Your Fiend Are Belong To Green Ronin

Hating Faerun Since 1983

(bumper sticker: ) You Better Hope I Don't Fail My Drive Check!

Core Rulebooks: Ninety Dollars
Bag of Dice: Ten Dollars
Notebook: Two Dollars
Rolling a Crit to kill a red Great Wyrm: Priceless

(T-Shirt: ) Yes, I do have an 18 Charisma

(bumper sticker: ) My car is +9 versus pedestrians!

Fireball: 6d6 of butt-kickin' in a 3rd-level jug!

I Am Monte Cook's Bitch

Official Member of the Must Buy Everything Society

1337 is for 0-level Commonners with an Int 3!

(T-Shirt: ) My Other T-Shirt is Dirty

A Pirate That Good, You Don't Keel-Haul All At Once

Eric Noah Is My Half-Fiend Love Child {Credit to Ettin where it's due. }

(Bumper Sticker: ) I don't need directions, I can find the path at will!

That's Not Magic! It's Not Even Italicized!

ENWorld Addict

I Survived The Daves

NUTKINLAND! There, I said it!

The Ranger: It's Shaft-tastic!


How's that?

 

[Crothian]

KM, good job!! But I have to ask: "1337 is for 0-level Commonners with an Int 3! " I did not get this one.

 

[Rune]

Jesus Saves! Takes Half Damage

A year or two ago, someone had a very similar sig (it was always one of my favorites): "Jesus saves...and takes half damage!"

Originally posted by Kamikaze Midget
(T-Shirt: ) My Other T-Shirt is Dirty

I have to have that shirt!

 

[Sir Hawkeye]

Credit to John Kovalic: "Up Thine!"

I have Bigby's other hand.

It rhymes with Mordenkainen.

Don't make me open a gate to the Elemental Plane of Beatdown!

 

[Wormwood]

Bumper Stickers:

Vecna Died For Your Sins.

W.W.L.D: What Would Lolth Do?

My Other Car is a Hippogriff.

You are just another NPC.

The OTHER Apparatus of Kwalish

Save the planet. Kill an Orc.

Shirts:

Power Word: Geek

I need 3 xp for next level. Back off.

+5 Shirt

Shirt of Lordly Might

 

[Angelsboi]

These are cute.

for the gay gamers
Gaymers (i actually made this shirt)

a picture of a cleric healing a beaten up man with the slogan:
Arent you glad you had your d8?