"Well, I guess I'll start with the villain of our little story. Overseer was an Eternal, a group of phenomenally powerful cosmic beings who are, by definition, annoying and totally useless. Being the greedy and heartless bastard that he is, Overseer wanted to be in charge, so he made war and got his ass kicked by the rest of them. They couldn't kill him, so the Eternals stripped him of his powers and gave them to someone else, a guy in Kal and Gilden's dimension. This guy later became their famous hero Captain Cosmo. Of course, as I said, the Eternals are useless, so Overseer began to recover some of his power and fought Cosmo to get back the rest; the Captain died protecting his world from Overseer."
"So, of course, Overseer's power goes to someone else. It seems like most of it ended up with our favorite leader of Pantheon, Cardinal. The rest of it ended up in yours truly. However, only my power is in a usable form to Overseer, for some stupid reason or another that I am currently unaware of. Cardinal somehow realized that Overseer would be coming for Earth, and she realized she needed an army. So she made one. And I'm looking at two of its soldiers."
"Cassie? Well, little Miss Passive-Aggressive believes she is some kind of genetic super soldier from the future, as crazy as that is to believe. She has amnesia, that's for sure. It seems to be recurring, since she's forgotten how many other times I've tried to help her," he snaps bitterly. "Anyway, she's recently mentioned another alternative to her past, but I didn't stick around for the expanded version. Cardinal believes that Cassie is at least as important to the coming battle with Overseer, and she seems like a woman who knows what she's doing." Still, I hope I don't end up like Cardinal.
"Overseer has a bunch of thugs and lackeys. We can pretty much link them to that little Congo dictatorship that got its ass kicked a year ago, and possibly VSC, since they were supplying the Congo guys. Also, the criminal organization Water Margin; you had the pleasure of dueling its two leaders. At least one of them should be dead, might I add. And I don't think Strength would want to come back for a possible rematch after his last defeat at my hands." Okay, maybe I'm showing off a little. "Anyway, this leads me to another one of Overseer's possible, or at least former, allies, the Red Witch. Karen said she killed her before, but she somehow screwed that up. And Overseer has another henchman, RW's former boss and crazy fiery lizard guy Genocide. Those two come from another dimension, and the Witch rules Hell and commands demons. I've been spared the pleasure of a personal introduction."
"Oh yeah, this will come as news to Anika as well. The date of Overseer's coming is January 1st, next year. Any questions about Professor Ryan's lecture entitled 'Why We're All Screwed,' " he asks with an ironic smile. "I didn't miss anything important, did I?"