Getting hit with a bowl of soup

[cmanos]

Okay, soup is good... but what about that cheese fondue!

Skip that and go straight for the hot oil fondue

 

[Rel]

If the attackers know there's going to be a fight in advance and have time to prepare then I think they should make some shuriken by sticking several toothpicks through a cocktail weenie.

For other possible hijinks during a dining scene, go re-watch the first five minutes of Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

 

[drnuncheon]

Allow me to endorse the Book of Iron Might by Malhavoc Press.

I was going to pimp that, but I see you got here first.

Book of Iron Might: Dr. Approved!

J