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So much is wrong with that that I just can't decide which part to laugh at first. The cheap-as-heck sword or the attempt to keep the show going.
 


That's not the fault of not having EWP (katana), that's a fumble when attempting to sunder the table.

Silly begger shouldn't have been doing it in the first place with a sword that costs $40. :rolleyes:
 


I don't believe that was an authenthic katana. It's most likely for show which is why it broke in half.

katanas from what I understand uses the demascus folding style. They have a high tension when it comes to bending and breaking. Simple banging on the table won't break them.

So what are those swords made of? Must be some shoddy piece with a craft roll of 1, and trying to pass it off as normal.
 

Kyramus said:
I don't believe that was an authenthic katana. It's most likely for show which is why it broke in half.

What, you think? Don't they sell real katanas that take days of hard work for only $40?
 

I must have watched this movie 15 times so far, and I still laugh hysterically at it. It just doesn't get old.

"The tip just got me, Odell."

Jason
 

For one, that Katana showed how capable it is of killing people. :p

Most likely it was Evil Aligned, so it must have been at least +1... cheap!
 

Ottergame said:
What, you think? Don't they sell real katanas that take days of hard work for only $40?

Woah there! Not $40. $44.95 PLUS SHIPPING. And these swords are obviously hard to come by because they limit you to two per caller. ;)

One little thing that I find hilarious about it is, if you pay careful attention, just at the moment that the sword breaks the little line at the bottom that says "No payments for 90 days!" slides out of view, almost as though they are concerned for his well being and that this is no time for crass commercialism. But a few moments later when the other guy steps up to the table, that little row slides out again showing the credit cards they accept, as though to say, "They've got another, non-wounded guy to hawk the product! We're back in business!"
 

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