Gondors - What's the difference?

[Fifth Element]

I mean, really. Gondor, Arnor...they're all Numenoreans right? Why do we need to differentiate between them when the differences are so small?

 

[nedjer]

Oops, wrong thread, I was looking for a Condor moment

 

[Fifth Element]

Oops, wrong thread, I was looking for a Condor moment

Condors, ganders, what's the difference?

 

[aurance]

Disappointing, wanted this:

Fondor - Wookieepedia, the Star Wars Wiki

 

[Keefe the Thief]

Oh come on. Every child knows that the bone and muscle structure of Gondoreaneans is unique. Any RPG worthy of it's name should represent that. That's why there is an R in GNS - R is for realism!

 

[Scott DeWar]

I heard it spreads like a disease and should be called gondorea.

 

[The Shaman]

And up next: Gerunds - what's the difference?

I mean, do verbs really make appropriate nouns, or what?

 

[DrunkonDuty]

What's the difference? What's the difference? Everything!

Arnor is the lost Kingdom of Isildur but that has kept it's royal bloodline.
Gondor is the extant Kingdom of Anarion that's lost it's royal bloodline.
It's a self-evident case chalk and cheese.

...

Ya know, I just don't have the faux-rant in me that this truly deserves. I mean, I'm trying to put it on and come across like one of the more OTT arguments in the thread that's being lampooned but I just can't. Maybe if I actually read the thread that's being lampooned I'll have some fresh material from which to take the piss but that would mean reading the rubbish.

So please just pretend I've written a really funny, scathing satire of the more ridiculously sexist tripe that I'm certain is going on over in the other thread and have a good laugh.

cheers.

 

[Fifth Element]

Maybe if I actually read the thread that's being lampooned

I wouldn't recommend it.

So please just pretend I've written a really funny, scathing satire of the more ridiculously sexist tripe that I'm certain is going on over in the other thread and have a good laugh.

Done!