Great barbarian quotes
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orbitalfreak
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"Don't get me angry." *gets angry, rages* "Grrr.... Krusk Smash!!"
Psyckosama
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"My name is Ulric. I break things for a living. You are next."
The Forsaken One
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"HOEAAHH"
Beat that
Beat that
s/LaSH
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"Ja, I am the king of all the girly-men." (As broad and offensive an accent as possible.) I think it's a character quote from an old computer game called Medieval, or something.
"Throg want kill." That's from the intro to the CRPG Exile III (go to http://www.spidweb.com and download the demo, it's tiny and is guaranteed to keep you playing for, oh, weeks before you reach the edge of the demo zone).
"YO, WIZ! WHATCHA DOING?" Spoken during spell memorisation by a barbarian seeking to expand his horizons. This was in a Dragon somewhere, although probably a 20-year-old issue not commonly seen these days.
"Throg want kill." That's from the intro to the CRPG Exile III (go to http://www.spidweb.com and download the demo, it's tiny and is guaranteed to keep you playing for, oh, weeks before you reach the edge of the demo zone).
"YO, WIZ! WHATCHA DOING?" Spoken during spell memorisation by a barbarian seeking to expand his horizons. This was in a Dragon somewhere, although probably a 20-year-old issue not commonly seen these days.
Angcuru
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Kilmore said:For the barbarian who gets nothing right...
"I here to chew butt and kick bubblegum."
Another fine barbarian quote resource is Sergoi Aragones' excellent comic book "Groo."
"Groo gets two swords? YAY!"
"Now Groo does what Groo does best! And then feast on cheese dip!"
Anabstercorian
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From my now dead Barbarian, Cicero:
"The only way you're getting past me is if you're heading for Valhalla."
"The only way you're getting past me is if you're heading for Valhalla."
