Great barbarian quotes
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Finkin Swiftfingers
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Whenever my barbarian rages...he is so calm before he goes and kills everything standing:
"I rage."
That phrase has come to define not only my barbarian but myself now.
"I rage."
That phrase has come to define not only my barbarian but myself now.
Dark Helmet
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Grog the Barbarian: "Come. We go to steal their farms, burn their daughters and rape their cattle!"
Grog's Companions:"Uh, Grog. Don't you mean we steal their cattle, burn their farms and rape their daughters?"
Grog the Barbarian:"You do what you like, Grog do what Grog like!"
Grog's Companions:"Uh, Grog. Don't you mean we steal their cattle, burn their farms and rape their daughters?"
Grog the Barbarian:"You do what you like, Grog do what Grog like!"
Eldorian
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In response to someone's comment of the order of "That dragon's gonna end up eating all of us!"
The response was "Then we'll just have to eat him."
Forget where that's from, but it's a good barbarian quote.
Eldorian Antar.
I know that I know more quotes, but I'm just not remembering them...
The response was "Then we'll just have to eat him."
Forget where that's from, but it's a good barbarian quote.
Eldorian Antar.
I know that I know more quotes, but I'm just not remembering them...
Hypersmurf
Moderatarrrrh...
There were some fantastic ads for Dungeon Magazine in Dragon some many years ago, with the Dungeon Magazine Spokesbarbarian, Bubba.
One of the ads had Bubba's Useful Tips - the only one I can remember was "Chew lots of garlic. It keeps the vampires and elves away."
The other ad I have a memory of was absolutely brilliant. It had a picture of an elf falling down a chasm towards a purple worm waiting at the bottom.
Bubba the Barbarian says: Don't Miss It!
This here was Gephrekian Tallbow. He was an elf.
"Here comes the rope, Geek!" I shouted. "Don't miss it!"
"Hardly!" he snorted. "My Dexterity score is 21, after all."
"That's good to know, Geek. Don't miss it!"
"I'm a 15th level Ranger/Magic-User/Assassin, with a saving throw against everything of 2! If you think that overgrown purple fishing lure down there scares me, you're sadly mistaken."
"I hear you, Geek! Just don't miss it!"
"AND STOP CALLING ME GEEK, YOU STUPID HULK OF A BARBARIAAAAAAAAA--..."
Geek missed it. Don't you do the same.
Dungeon Magazine.
-Hyp.
One of the ads had Bubba's Useful Tips - the only one I can remember was "Chew lots of garlic. It keeps the vampires and elves away."
The other ad I have a memory of was absolutely brilliant. It had a picture of an elf falling down a chasm towards a purple worm waiting at the bottom.
Bubba the Barbarian says: Don't Miss It!
This here was Gephrekian Tallbow. He was an elf.
"Here comes the rope, Geek!" I shouted. "Don't miss it!"
"Hardly!" he snorted. "My Dexterity score is 21, after all."
"That's good to know, Geek. Don't miss it!"
"I'm a 15th level Ranger/Magic-User/Assassin, with a saving throw against everything of 2! If you think that overgrown purple fishing lure down there scares me, you're sadly mistaken."
"I hear you, Geek! Just don't miss it!"
"AND STOP CALLING ME GEEK, YOU STUPID HULK OF A BARBARIAAAAAAAAA--..."
Geek missed it. Don't you do the same.
Dungeon Magazine.
-Hyp.
