DispelAkimbo
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Dwarven Barbarian to Wizard after Elven party member is slain: Do you have a spare elf, ours is broken.
Great barbarian quotes
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Robbert Raets
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From Dungeon Siege:
"Kodunk good at killing. Smashing. ANYTHING!
You like?"
"Kodunk good at killing. Smashing. ANYTHING!
You like?"
ArcOfCorinth
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Lords of light!
Angcuru
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"If Sulk loose fight, Sulk listen to old Cure Albums."
"Books on Beowulf?. Go down to then end of the building, then go UP the spiral staircase. You will see a row of shelves. Go down the row and enter aisle 3,597. Go down that aisle. You're going to want to veer right, but stay to the left, THE LEFT I say! When you reach the aisle, look at the brick wall and push the third brick from the bottom. The door will swing inwards, go through the door and DOWN the spiral staircase. If you've rented a helmet, the bats won't get you. When you reach the bottom, go through the labirinth. Make a left, a right, a right, a left, a left, a right, a left, a left, and then another right. When you exit the labirinth go across the lake. Get into the boat and go across the lake of fire. When you get to the other side, go through the woods, over the hill, and there you will see a stone cabin. Go up to the cabin, knock on the door, and THERE will be Beowulf HIMSELF!!!"
No wait, that's a LIBRARIAN, not a BARBARIAN. My bad.
"Books on Beowulf?. Go down to then end of the building, then go UP the spiral staircase. You will see a row of shelves. Go down the row and enter aisle 3,597. Go down that aisle. You're going to want to veer right, but stay to the left, THE LEFT I say! When you reach the aisle, look at the brick wall and push the third brick from the bottom. The door will swing inwards, go through the door and DOWN the spiral staircase. If you've rented a helmet, the bats won't get you. When you reach the bottom, go through the labirinth. Make a left, a right, a right, a left, a left, a right, a left, a left, and then another right. When you exit the labirinth go across the lake. Get into the boat and go across the lake of fire. When you get to the other side, go through the woods, over the hill, and there you will see a stone cabin. Go up to the cabin, knock on the door, and THERE will be Beowulf HIMSELF!!!"
No wait, that's a LIBRARIAN, not a BARBARIAN. My bad.
gunter uxbridge
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***Second edition - Farfig the Int 6 fighter just saw his first arquebus go off. He snatches the very expensive "thunder stick" from this hands of its rightful owner***
"Hey.....pretty fancy fighting stick you have there. Make nice club. Mine now."
The owner didn't object too loudly.
Farfig used that thing for the rest of the campaign as a club. By the end it was so beaten and splintered it would make you cry.
"Hey.....pretty fancy fighting stick you have there. Make nice club. Mine now."
The owner didn't object too loudly.
Farfig used that thing for the rest of the campaign as a club. By the end it was so beaten and splintered it would make you cry.
