It appears my fears are warranted. It's not the army, it's just unmarked, unidentified federal agents.
Thought I'd share with you all, I aced my urine test. They said they never seen anything like it. Best urine test in the history of The US. Believe me, I'm the best urine test taker. No one takes urine tests like I do. It was tremendous.
And I would win so much you would be tired of all of the winning.Not the result of a Pissing Contest I have ever heard of before....