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[Blackrat]

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I refer you to my earlier rebuke of english as a language…

 

[Aeson]

Why....WHY!?!......directly attack a Nuclear Facility ?

To create a super soldier with witty sense of humor and a foul mouth? Then take away his mouth?

 

[Aeson]

I refer you to my earlier rebuke of english as a language…

It apples fine to me.

 

[Aeson]

Couple of years ago I found $20 outside of a gas station. Tonight I found $1 outside the same gas station. My first thought was "Oooo a $1." My second thought was "$%&# your face inflation. Two years ago this was $20."

 

[Aeson]

With all the craziness going on in the world today, let's take a moment, and be grateful that spiders can't fly.

 

[J.Quondam]

 

[Aeson]

Those are not flying. They're gliding at best.

I will die on this hill, because dammit, you know what I meant. I need a foot stomp emoji.

 

[Aeson]

I think one of my neighbors could be cooking meth. They have this small box truck parked in the driveway. Mounted on the roof of cargo section are video cameras facing in 4 directions. There's a ventilation system setup also. I noticed a large bin outside the truck full of chemical bottles. It's weird.

 

[Aeson]

I just read that the Wolfenstein board game will be hitting retailers on March 31st. I'm still waiting for mine from the Kickstarter. They're preparing to ship.

 

[Thunderfoot]

A local bank was recently robbed at gun point by a pair of identical twins. The sherriff released a statement that the bank was robbed by Juan and Amal Martinez. They are currently at large. Juan is a career criminal with several offenses on his wrap sheet, it appears the Amal is a first time offender. Juan's mugshot has been released but no photo of his brother was available. However the sherriff said that's okay because if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.