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[Aeson]

yes, is there a problem?

I ban you both. BE GONE WITH THEM!!!!!

 

[Aeson]

I heard on a recent podcast, the biggest threat to birds is cats. Feral cats, and/or domesticated cats that get outside. The next biggest threat is collision with windows. According to the Fish and Wildlife Service, it's true. And it's not even close. Cats kill billions of birds. Top range window collision numbers is just under a billion.

Threats to Birds | U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service

What Are the Threats to Birds?

www.fws.gov

 

[ScottDeWar_jr]

.. .. .. And my cat is responsible for about 250,000,000 of them!

 

[trappedslider]

Someday I'm gonna get an apartment right near Carnegie hall. Then it'll be really easy to give people directions to my place. Practice, practice, practice, and make a left.

 

[Aeson]

The lights have flickered a couple of times. It's rained all night. A thunderstorm is sloooowly passing through now.

 

[Aeson]

.. .. .. And my cat is responsible for about 250,000,000 of them!

Your cat doesn't look like this by chance, does it?

 

[ScottDeWar_jr]

no.

Spoiler: Queen Underfoot

Se also eats reptiles

 

[Aeson]

Is she always underfoot? She's a cutie. I love cats.

 

[Thunderfoot]

Your cat doesn't look like this by chance, does it?

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What an unfortunate looking cat. He looks like Charlie Chaplin.

 

[ScottDeWar_jr]

What an unfortunate looking cat. He looks like Charlie Chaplin.

I was thinking A. Hitler.