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[Aeson]

Is your girlfriend from Chile or did you just throw a dart at the map? Does she have any hot sisters or cousins that want a fiancee visa? Or if the Republicans win in 2024, a hot cousin or sister that will get ME a fiancee visa?

 

[Aeson]

I had a dream last night where BTS was going to have a concert in town. They had set up shelters like in The Purge. I was in one of these shelters. I found myself in different spots somehow without moving. Each time I relocated, it was to a worse group of people. At one point there were a group of evangelicals preaching. They along with some rednecks started harassing a transwoman. I defended her against them. When it was over I saw a young boy in a white dress. Very quickly I realized it was a trans girl, not a boy. She looked scared and sad. I then realized I had done the right thing for standing up for the transwoman, because she wasn't the only I was defending. You're also defending the ones you don't see.

 

[Relique du Madde]

Is your girlfriend from Chile or did you just throw a dart at the map? Does she have any hot sisters or cousins that want a fiancee visa? Or if the Republicans win in 2024, a hot cousin or sister that will get ME a fiancee visa?

She's from Chile. We met online then in real life at an event and spent a few years flying to see each for a few weeks other every few months

Unfortunately you're out of luck.

 

[Aeson]

She's from Chile. We met online then in real life at an event and spent a few years flying to see each for a few weeks other every few months

Unfortunately you're out of luck.

Story of my life. #foreveralone

 

[Mad_Jack]

I know somebody who has a really hot cousin in Peru...

The cousin is a guy, but you're not picky, right? lol

 

[Aeson]

I know somebody who has a really hot cousin in Peru...

The cousin is a guy, but you're not picky, right? lol

Funny, I was just thinking if this Theocracy gets much worse I may be less picky. Even funnier, I was coming here to post about it. lol

 

[Aeson]

On a podcast a guy said if you want to get a girl all you need is good hygiene, the ability to have a good conversation, and the tell a couple of jokes.

I run around under running water. I can conversate with the best of them. I've been called funny in some circles. Soooooo, which one am I missing?

 

[trappedslider]

Them: Never forget where you came from.
Me: Good idea. scribbles “car park level C” on hand
Them: You should have used your own hand.

 

[trappedslider]

On a podcast a guy said if you want to get a girl all you need is good hygiene, the ability to have a good conversation, and the tell a couple of jokes.

I run around under running water. I can conversate with the best of them. I've been called funny in some circles. Soooooo, which one am I missing?

 

[Aeson]

I'm going to try that at work tonight. I'll walk up to her like....

Behold, the POWER of cheese.