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[J.Quondam]

I'm going to try that at work tonight. I'll walk up to her like....

Behold, the POWER of cheese.

It really makes you think.

 

[Relique du Madde]

So are you implying that carnies who work for the deep fried cheese on a stick cart are chick magnets?

 

[Aeson]

So are you implying that carnies who work for the deep fried cheese on a stick cart are chick magnets?

I've seen those women. They can have em.

 

[Mad_Jack]

I'm going to try that at work tonight. I'll walk up to her like....

Behold, the POWER of cheese.

Thrust it towards her boldly, while loudly chanting, "The Power of Cheese compels you! The Power of Cheese compels you!"...


Funny story: I actually did that once. Back in college during the mid-'90's, when people still got the whole Power of Cheese reference, I once tore a slice of cheese into the shape of a cross, walked up to a person who took the whole "vampire" thing far too seriously, and slapped it onto their forehead while chanting that ...

 

[Aeson]

Thrust it towards her boldly, while loudly chanting, "The Power of Cheese compels you! The Power of Cheese compels you!"...


Funny story: I actually did that once. Back in college during the mid-'90's, when people still got the whole Power of Cheese reference, I once tore a slice of cheese into the shape of a cross, walked up to a person who took the whole "vampire" thing far too seriously, and slapped it onto their forehead while chanting that ...

I take the concept of religion way to serious, and would never ever mock someone's beliefs in such a manner.

 

[Mad_Jack]

I take the concept of religion way to serious, and would never ever mock someone's beliefs in such a manner.

I was raised Catholic. Catholic priests always know all the best priest jokes.

"Know how a priest makes Holy Water? They put a big pot of water on the stove, add a little salt...

...And boil the Hell out of it."

 

[Aeson]

Them: Never forget where you came from.
Me: Good idea. scribbles “car park level C” on hand
Them: You should have used your own hand.

Me: removes hand and takes with. problem solved.

 

[Aeson]

I was raised Catholic. Catholic priests always know all the best priest jokes.

"Know how a priest makes Holy Water? They put a big pot of water on the stove, add a little salt...

...And boil the Hell out of it."

I thought I wouldn't need it so I didn't use any emojis or tags, because the sarcasm in my statement should be visible from space.

 

[Mad_Jack]

I thought I wouldn't need it so I didn't use any emojis or tags, because the sarcasm in my statement should be visible from space.

I prefer to err on the side of caution, and never assume that others share my own level of depraved indifference...

Also, somewhat relevant to recent discussions in this thread...

(Yes, I really do hate you all that much, lol.)

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I have accepted cheeses as my personal savor.