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[J.Quondam]

Once in university, a trio of curious squirrels came up to me while I was eating outside. They scampered around cutely for a while, taking taking a few chips from me before running off.
When I turned back to eating, I discovered another squirrel had exploited the diversion to steal the bag with the rest of my lunch in it.
Scoundrels and sneakthiefs, the lot of them!

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

If this doesn't make you smile, then you have no soul.

Thanks. I didn’t know it, but I needed that.

 

[Aeson]

Thanks. I didn’t know it, but I needed that.

I'm glad to help.

I felt like that girl on the inside the night before I shared that. It's a coincidence that I came across it. I had very little sleep on Monday. I went into work sleepy. Sleepy is not a good state to be in while driving. A woman I've been into at work, but never had the guts to talk to walked in with a shirt I was trying to read. She occasionally catches me looking her way. For some reason this time I walked up and talked to her. I must have been more tired and out of my mind than I thought. lol I said I had been trying to read her shirt. She stood up and let me look at it closer. She said she found it at a thrift store. Apparently, what I was trying to read was a designer's name, one neither of us had heard of. We talked for awhile. It was a nice chat.

I felt giddy for the rest of the night. I wasn't sleepy at all until the drive home. I kept thinking of her smile and laugh as we talked.

 

[Aeson]

I'm not clear on the (+) (-) thread thing.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I'm not clear on the (+) (-) thread thing.

As I- a poor, caveman lawyer- understand it, (+) threads are for discussing positive things about the topic only.

I’ve never seen a (-) thread, but I’d guess it’s the exact opposite.

 

[Aeson]

As I- a poor, caveman lawyer- understand it, (+) threads are for discussing positive things about the topic only.

I’ve never seen a (-) thread, but I’d guess it’s the exact opposite.

That's what I thought. Thanks.

 

[Aeson]

I mentioned more than once making my office look like a wizard's study. I think this could help. It's a wall hanging that looks like a stone wall. 90x70 ft.

Didihou Faux Brick Print Wall Tapestry Gothic Hippie Mandala Tapestries Wall Hanging Decor Bedding Tapestry (Stone, 90x70 Inch) https://a.co/d/6NUM0KS

 

[Blackrat]

Man, I love the She-Hulk series. It’s goofy Ally McBeal with Supers, just what I expected it to be. It started strong and each ep has so far been better than the previous.

 

[trappedslider]

I'm not clear on the (+) (-) thread thing.

yeah like Danny said a + is only positive, Morrus got the idea after getting tired of people coming into the thread about a show and only focusing on the negatives about the show.

 

[Mad_Jack]

I'm not sure if I recounted the time i got swarmed by raccoons here years ago before I vanished.

I used to work at a printing place on the second shift, and every evening around sunset, a flock of turkeys would invade our parking lot and hang out by the dumpster. Which was unfortunate, since we were required to bring stuff out to the dumpster several times a night. In order to do that, we had to keep a broomstick by the door - as soon as you got halfway across the parking lot, the turkeys would all rush over and start attacking you. Which is a lot more dangerous than you might think. Turkeys are large birds, and their beaks can do some serious damage when they peck you.
Thus, any venture out into the parking lot involved first going out there with the stick and whacking the first couple turkeys to reach you. You'd have to hit a couple of them because turkeys aren't particularly smart and it'd take a while before they got the idea that you weren't worth trying for.

Side note: When a turkey attacks, it generally spreads its wings to look more threatening, which also incidentally keeps them out of the way of being hit by the stick so they don't get broken. Hitting a bird the size of a turkey in the breast area won't particularly hurt it, but will definitely convince it to reconsider attacking you.