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Scott DeWar

Prof. Emeritus-Supernatural Events/Countermeasure
I saw this on myth-weavers:
[11:12 PM] TheWhitefire: Anyone ever had a gluten free potato?
[11:12 PM] djacob91: I thought that gluten was a wheat thing?
[11:12 PM] Chimi: <_<
[11:12 PM] Chimi: >_>
[11:12 PM] djacob91: So, wouldn't potatos be naturally gluten free?
[11:15 PM] Veradux: that's the joke
[11:16 PM] djacob91: Ah, so it is some rye humor?
[11:17 PM] Chimi: This could be a really bulgur conversation.
[11:17 PM] MrAndrewJ ☕🇯: My eyes. 😦
[11:18 PM] Veradux: If y'all start with the puns, Andrew's eyes will be the yeast of their problems.
[11:18 PM] djacob91: Are our jokes going against the grain?
[11:18 PM] Chimi: I think we've really got his oat.
[11:18 PM] Veradux: It's likely just the starter.
[11:18 PM] djacob91: Yes, for we have barley begun.
[11:19 PM] Chimi: We're sure to get a rise.
[11:19 PM] Eric (First Sea Lord)⚓: I hate to see what you guys have bread.
[11:19 PM] Eric (First Sea Lord)⚓: Nathan would loaf it, though.
[11:19 PM] Chimi: I dunno, he might want to punch it down.
[11:20 PM] Eric (First Sea Lord)⚓: He kneads a little action after all the moving stuff.
[11:21 PM] Chimi: Not to mention the dusting that must have happened.
[11:21 PM] Eric (First Sea Lord)⚓: Dough knot speak of it.
[11:21 PM] Chimi: Best not to, he probably feels pretty crumby.
[11:22 PM] djacob91: He probably does not care for our cereal remarks.
[11:22 PM] Chimi: I'd still raise a toast to him.
[11:23 PM] Eric (First Sea Lord)⚓: The white course of action would be to wheat until he's feeling better.
[11:23 PM] Chimi: Maybe he should take a vacation. Fate could offer her little cottage.
[11:23 PM] Josh🎀: omg
[11:23 PM] Josh🎀: turns around and walks back out
[11:23 PM] djacob91: But then he would not benefit from the whole grains of our humor.
[11:24 PM] Chimi: We've got to help him with his sourdough mood, though!
[11:24 PM] Eric (First Sea Lord)⚓: Josh's mood requires leavening, for sure.
[11:25 PM] Chimi: Eh, he's always been a crusty fellow.
[11:25 PM] Eric (First Sea Lord)⚓: A few corny jokes will cracker him up.
[11:26 PM] Chimi: The right joke is sure to get him rolling.
[11:26 PM] Eric (First Sea Lord)⚓: We can keep this up awhile, we've got matzah jokes to bake about the topic.
[11:27 PM] Josh🎀: Ya'll are awful
[11:27 PM] Chimi: Naan, Chee, you're just being a stick.
[11:27 PM] Eric (First Sea Lord)⚓: Don't be such a pita!
[11:29 PM] Chimi: Come on, Chee, lavash us with a pun!
[11:29 PM] Eric (First Sea Lord)⚓: Basil will certainly a-proof of our efforts.
[11:29 PM] Josh🎀: But you have improved my mood quite a bit
[11:30 PM] Chimi: Glad we aren't too much of a pain.
[11:30 PM] Josh🎀: It would go against the grain if you were
[11:31 PM] Eric (First Sea Lord)⚓: I think it's time to give it a rest.
[11:31 PM] Josh🎀: I hate you a little bit
[11:32 PM] Chimi: Yeah, that's probably enough. But if someone comes up with a good one, gimme a challah.
[11:33 PM] Eric (First Sea Lord)⚓: I'm sure we can resume later when we've doubled our volume of knowledge.
[11:34 PM] Chimi: There was no knead for that one, Eric.
[11:35 PM] Eric (First Sea Lord)⚓: It we work too hard, it'll just fall flat.
[11:36 PM] Eric (First Sea Lord)⚓: Unless we make a hard tack to nautical puns.
[11:36 PM] Chimi: I give up! You've pinned me!
[11:37 PM] Eric (First Sea Lord)⚓: You yield to such little pressure? What a delicate flour!
[11:38 PM] Eric (First Sea Lord)⚓: Nautical bread puns are weevil, anyway.
[11:39 PM] Chimi: Nope. I'm done. I bisquit.
[11:42 PM] Eric (First Sea Lord)⚓: Just come on bake if you ever wanna try again. I told you once, you pun of a Chim, I'm the best that's ever bun!

it is from their discord server
 

Aeson

Adventurer
I saw what at first I thought was a pair of legs in bright reflective pants. Instead it was a pair of reflective construction cones about 3 feet apart. Yet at a distance and angle they looked like legs. Weird.
 

Scott DeWar

Prof. Emeritus-Supernatural Events/Countermeasure
I saw what at first I thought was a pair of legs in bright reflective pants. Instead it was a pair of reflective construction cones about 3 feet apart. Yet at a distance and angle they looked like legs. Weird.
you need more coffee.

on an aside, I am having Chicken and sausage burritos for breakfast: It is tthe breast of time; it is the wurst of times.
 

Aeson

Adventurer
Nah i'm trying to wind down for bed. Coffee in theory should do the opposite. I can fall asleep after drinking coffee
 


Aeson

Adventurer
I walk amongst the vampires.

I put in my time at work tonight. Now is sleepy time. I'll get some sunlight this afternoon.
 


megamania

Adventurer
"As someone who does park in handicapped with permit who has no outward appearance of being handicapped, i'm slightly irritated by your post."

My point is handicapped parking is designed for those with mobility issues. If you are actively Muddin' and using a Wind board are you at a point where you need special aid to walk into a store? Are there people that may need this space more?
 



trappedslider

Adventurer
"As someone who does park in handicapped with permit who has no outward appearance of being handicapped, i'm slightly irritated by your post."

My point is handicapped parking is designed for those with mobility issues. If you are actively Muddin' and using a Wind board are you at a point where you need special aid to walk into a store? Are there people that may need this space more?
I'll grant that it does seem suspect, I was harassed twice due to my permit and parking in the handicapped place.
Misunderstood and disliked even here. sigh. Time to leave.
We don't have an emote for tying you to chair...you're stuck with us! FOR EVER! and you're disliked nor misunderstood. We just came at the issue from differing views and experiences.
 


Leif

Adventurer
Actually, Dog Moon, I think that a freak flag looks identical to an obscenely-brightly-colored tie-dyed shirt. And a long, unkempt, scraggly beard inhabited by a few species of parasites/insects.
 


Aeson

Adventurer
Actually, Dog Moon, I think that a freak flag looks identical to an obscenely-brightly-colored tie-dyed shirt. And a long, unkempt, scraggly beard inhabited by a few species of parasites/insects.
A completely and random post from the blue. How unlike this thread.
 


Scott DeWar

Prof. Emeritus-Supernatural Events/Countermeasure
Actually, Dog Moon, I think that a freak flag looks identical to an obscenely-brightly-colored tie-dyed shirt. And a long, unkempt, scraggly beard inhabited by a few species of parasites/insects.
Are you in the right thread, Leif?
 


jonesy

A Wicked Kendragon
It's like this thread is an infinite loop, forever going back to the beginning.

Let that freak flag fly.



Oops. Wrong flag.
 

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