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Aeson

Adventurer
The difference in American rich and Saudi rich.

American rich: "I'm rich, I have 10 million dollars "
Saudi rich: "I forgot which pants I left the 10 million dollars in. Maybe I'll find it in the wash."
 

Dannyalcatraz

Moderator
Staff member
The difference in American rich and Saudi rich.

American rich: "I'm rich, I have 10 million dollars "
Saudi rich: "I forgot which pants I left the 10 million dollars in. Maybe I'll find it in the wash."
I love Russell Peters! That is one funny man.
 

Aeson

Adventurer
I heard that one on iheartradio's comedy station last night. It was hilarious. I recommend the station if you're in need of something to listen to in the car.
 

Mad_Jack

Explorer
My tax refund showed up in my account last night, and the first thing I did was drop another $200 into the Bones V KS...

Hopefully this satisfies my "Ooh, money, let's spend it!" impulse, and I can use the rest for paying bills, etc.
 

Aeson

Adventurer
I realize I'm about 10 years too late, but I wonder if I can sell coffee to people waiting in line to buy coffee at Starbucks. I'll stand there with some foam cups and a big urn of coffee. It's a no frills, get ya fix kinda thing.
 

Aeson

Adventurer
My tax refund showed up in my account last night, and the first thing I did was drop another $200 into the Bones V KS...

Hopefully this satisfies my "Ooh, money, let's spend it!" impulse, and I can use the rest for paying bills, etc.
I'm going to owe A LOT of money this year. I'm afraid to do my taxes. I'm thinking of starting a GoFundMe.
 

Aeson

Adventurer
The ground is so saturated it's nothing but grass covered mud.

Also, I cooked fish 11 hours ago. My house still smells like fish.
 

Blackrat

He Who Lurks Beyond The Veil
I had the house smelling of garlic for day and a half once, when I baked garlic bread.

Not that I noticed it myself, but when mom came home, she commented on it.

Right, this was way back when, when I still lived at my parents.
 

Dannyalcatraz

Moderator
Staff member
Garlic? That’s air freshener for me! ;)

I once ate so much garlic over the course of a few days that my sweat smelled garlicky.
 

Blackrat

He Who Lurks Beyond The Veil
Yeah, I too absolutely love garlic. My father in law occasionally eats that much garlic too. It’s kinda cool to meet someone who ever so slightly smells of garlic, and not in the bad ”garlic breath” way 😂
 

Aeson

Adventurer
I seasoned the fish with garlic powder and had garlic toast. My breath smelled like garlic. I'm a big fan of garlic also. Since I have an actual kitchen now I hope to start cooking more often. May start investing in actual garlic too.
 

Dannyalcatraz

Moderator
Staff member
I have been buying big jars of peeled garlic cloves for the past few years. Even if I can’t use it all, its a money/time saver for me.

One thing I do to mitigate garlic spoilage is to make big batches of roasted cloves. I fill a pie pan/tart pan with whole garlic cloves. Then I melt some butter (or use a good olive oil), mix in a dry white wine, and pour over the cloves. Sprinkle with pepper and paprika, then roast in oven at 350degF until they start to brown a bit.

A spoonful or two on a steak or pasta is heavenly. They’re also soft enough to spread.

And they freeze up just fine.
 
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jonesy

A Wicked Kendragon
Genie: "Oh brave adventurer, for freeing me you have earned three wishes from me."
Bob: "I wish for a hundred more wishes."
Genie: "You can't do that."
Bob: "I wish that I could."
Genie: "No, listen, you only get three wishes total."
Bob: "I wish for another Genie in a lamp."
Genie: "What?"
Bob: "Well, it's a large multiverse. Surely there are other genies trapped in lamps somewhere out there?"
Genie: "Umm.. I suppose."
Bob: "So I could wish for a lamp like that so that I could free the Genie and get more wishes?"
Genie: "Wait a moment. I'll check what it says here in the Laws of the Djinn."
Bob: "I wish that the rules say that I can wish for more wishes."
Genie: "No, look, it says right here that you have to find the lamp where it is. You can't just randomly magic them to you. That's why the sorceror who tricked Aladdin had to send him to get it. Also, the rules are immutable."
Bob: "I wish for a map that I can read that shows me where all the lamps with trapped genies are."
Genie: "Good grief."
 

Aeson

Adventurer
My social circle consists of 2 old crazy white women and 2 crazy black women. I'm out numbered and out crazied.
 

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