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[Scott DeWar]

50 lashes with a wet noodle.

 

[trappedslider]

i love it when I find an item cheaper even including one day shipping than anywhere else ^_^

 

[Scott DeWar]

I have a nagging suspicion I just committed a crime against the universe. I used SI-prefix on imperial measurement. I wrote 50kft...

wear the sunglasses anyway.

 

[Random Bystander]

There is something I want to get off my chest, here and now. Something rather important, and, although I am not good with words, I shall try to explain today, as best I can, this thing, and how it impacts me:

My pet rock is dead. I discovered this when I realized he hadn't eaten anything in decades.

[sblock]too much?[/sblock]

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

That was stone cold.

 

[Random Bystander]

That was stone cold.

Well, it is a bit rocky.

 

[Scott DeWar]

You took your relationship for granite.

 

[Random Bystander]

You took your relationship for granite.

Sadly, I was unable to come up with any rocking puns.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Ain't that some schist.

 

[Scott DeWar]

In honor of your pet rock' untimely demise,they are holding a rock concert at the sandstone theater in Kansas City, Kansas.