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[Random Bystander]

Since when was Intelligence part of the internet?

Og type on com-pu-ter. Og type im-por-tant thing on com-pu-ter. Og type se-cret of wheel.

Wheel go round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and ne-ver stop. Un-less it wear out. Og not sure what ha-ppen then.

Og like vi-ta-min C.

Og want sleep more.

 

[Darkness]

Member #13 reaches 13,000 posts at long last.

 

[Random Bystander]

Member #13 reaches 13,000 posts at long last.

Congratulations! In honour of this event, I used my time-travel device to travel back in time, and bake you a celebratory cake!

...Un-fortunately, I somewhat overshot my destination and ended up 17th-century London, England. Nevertheless, I strove to complete my task admirably, including the collection of the necessary number of candles; all thirteen-thousand required. This resulted in several events of note which are too complicated to delve into here. However, upon lighting the candles, I ran into a small miscalculation, and the insertion of a small, almost negligible catastrophe into the timeline. I can only blame my flu, and somewhat dazed state.

Nothing to worry about. Not at all like the time I went back a mere hundred and fifty years (and a different planet) and let out an inadvertent sneeze.

Pity. The armoured blimps with heat rays in the 1930s were cool.

My flu has also largely cleared up. Venusian Flu...Very dangerous. 'tis why the Venusians overheated their planet before they left.

Still, I shall leave you with a small tale for your accomplishment. Perhaps it shall brighten your day at my folly.

 

[jonesy]

Today it has mostly been snowing, raining, sunshiny, windy, calm, clear, cold, and warm over here. Weather, I don't know.

 

[megamania]

When did you move to southern Vermont?

 

[megamania]

We have fresh snow on the mountains..... sigh..... hoped it was over... especially since the lawn needs to be mowed.... huh--- wha...?!?!

 

[Darkness]

Today it has mostly been snowing, raining, sunshiny, windy, calm, clear, cold, and warm over here. Weather, I don't know.

Looks like your DM has a shiny new random weather table that he wants to try out. I'd recommend hiding in a dungeon for the time being.

 

[Scott DeWar]

sounds like a skill challenge for a druid!

 

[Dog Moon]

I am feeling disturbingly middle-class. Not only am I a suburban homeowner nowdays, today I bought me a gas-grill. Time to start the summer damnit!

Nice!

I'm not really sure what I feel atm. Life is still up in the air, everything pretty much hit rock bottom, got a part time job at Taco Bell and am waiting for June first to help determine what will be happening in my left for the next few years. I miss the time when I had a house and a grill [even if I didn't use it much], a nice job and felt hopeful for the future.

 

[Dog Moon]

Member #13 reaches 13,000 posts at long last.

Congrats!

I'm barely above 8k atm. I wonder if I'd be near 13k if the Hive hadn't exploded way back then. Went from posting like 50 times per day to like 50 times per year!