I have decided that What The World Needs is a comedy-action tv show called NinJoe, about a trailerpark-living redneck slacker named Joe Watkins from Kentucky who suddenly finds himself endowed with all the mystical skills of a ninja after drinking an ancient bottle of sake his grandaddy brought home from WWII, and decides to travel around the South in a busted old 1972 Pinto hatchback painted like the General Lee, righting wrongs and fighting crime with a sword made from the leafspring off his grandaddy's old '32 Ford pickup...
(You know you'd totally watch it.)
Yes. Yes I would.
I’d also watch NinJew, in which a mild mannered world-wandering rabbi teaches Torah-based life lessons during the day, and slings throwing Stars of David at miscreants by night.