He Who Lurks Beyond The Veil
At least five of those are chocolate eggs...
To be clear, I used to have Maine Coon cats years ago- a brother & sister- and I loved them. In fact, we have a painting of them outside of my bedroom door.I did not. And this is the hill on which I will die. Cats are angels from heaven.
I posted that after seeing the most evil stare from a dog in a car.
It's three eggs. You start with zero because the first line is hypothetical "If I had". The thief gave three. And yes the rooster doesn't lay eggs, so zero there. 0+3+0=3Well rooster don't lay eggs so that is zero from him; and thieves don't give , they only take. so since the thief took what eggs you started with, you have zero eggs total.