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“Red” escaped today.
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(File photo of escaped fugitive.)

Don’t worry, she wasn’t gone long.

Our sliding gate has been opening itself at random times during the day for a couple weeks now, and we’re trying to get it corrected. But usually, our house princesses come into the house when the gate opens.

But today, she channeled another “Red”.
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Instead of being a good girl, she wandered off. Dad & I called her, and didn’t see her at first. Then she appeared on the neighbor’s lawn, just one house behind ours. Just a few dozen yards away.

She has not apologized.
 

I would like to think that all authors love the characters in their books, even the ones people are supposed to hate!

You only kill the ones you love.

Just ask Steven Erikson or George RR Martin...





Been there, done that.

Someone on another forum decided I have Mad Jack Disease...



Violates various rules, both forum and societal. I just needed to vent a little to relieve some pressure.


I might know someone who knows someone who knows a couple of guys in the "solutions" bizness who work cheap...
 

In circles I've travelled in recent years a Mad Jacker is a very not grandma friendly person. Some have called it mental disorder.lol

Now changes any conversation we would have had about wet work.
 


US: 4 glasses of wine with dinner; you're an alcoholic.
UK: 4 glasses of wine with dinner; you're the designated driver.
 

Just spent eight hours marching back and forth around the CT Renaissance Faire in blazing sun, 90 degree heat, and 70% humidity...
They had sprinkler hoses hooked up in a few places spraying water so people could cool down.

The one minor consolation is that at least I wasn't in period clothing.

Despite spending all the cash I'd set aside for the fair, the only thing I brought home other than pictures was a minor sunburn and the start of a headache.

It was fun. :D
 


I was going to cook for thecLabor Day holiday, but essentially, all of my guests canceled at the last minute. All for legit reasons- rain, hospital, big Tuesday deadline, etc.. Instead, Dad went and got a chicken and some sides at Boston Market.

Instead of my putting out the spread I intended, I just cooked a green bean maque choux, potato salad, and a cherry blitz. We also had a Riesling.

Unfortunately, I’ll be FORCED to cook the ribeyes I bought for today later this week.
 


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