I doubt he uses a box pasta salad. If he did he wouldn't be freaking out now. We're talkin hand made pasta and his own dressing. Probably steak.
Not too far off! It’s one of those no recipe recipes. As long as I get in the ballpark, it’s all good.
I get 2 boxes of pasta with high surface areas and no long sloppy bits. This time, 1 rotini and 1 bow tie.
After cooking it, I toss it with 3 different diced cheeses (this time, smoked Gouda, smoked gruyere, and colby jack), diced deli roast beef (@1-2lbs), mayo & Greek yogurt in equal amounts, yellow mustard, tarragon vinegar, avocado or guacamole, and spices like parsley, paprika, black pepper, onion powder, and garlic powder.
The big expense is, if course, the beef. It would be cheaper if I cooked my own, but honestly, I can’t be bothered to season, cook, and trim a decent roast of sufficient size to do it right.
FWIW, it should also work pretty well subbing nicely seasoned grilled chicken for the beef. Might even be better.
Now...pepperoni? I hadn’t even considered that. Hmmmmm. Maybe with red wine vinegar instead of the tarragon...use a single cheese like parrano...diced olives...and a mix of sun dried tomatoes and halved baby marzanos.