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[Aeson]

I bought shoes from a drug dealer earlier. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been trippin all day.

 

[trappedslider]

*groan*

 

[Aeson]

*groan*

Thank you. I'll be here all week, and don't forget to tip your waitress.

 

[Aeson]

I want to avoid comments in the West Virginia adventure thread. I don't want to interrupt the flow. I like the post card feature. Is it just a screenshot with a standard template? Is it a whole interface with mods? How much of the writing is you and how much of it is a rehash of the story?

 

[Scott DeWar]

headed to the doctor's office for a regular check up. did a lot of cleaning meanwhile

 

[Aeson]

I am a real life superhero. I warned a woman as a car almost backed into her in the Walmart parking lot.
It's a good thing I needed to use the bathroom.lol I had already walked out to my car and decided to go back inside.
I think she would have been fine without my warning, but she thanked me anyway. I'm glad I was there.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

All that is required for cars to triumph is for good men with full bladders to just go home.

 

[Aeson]

Truly I say unto you. I can't hold it like I used to.
I'm getting old before my time. Some older hivers will remember I had Lasik eye surgery. The surgeon told me I might need reading glasses after 40. Now at 43 they're almost required. If I don't have them I have to hold some things aloft to read. Grey hairs are appearing in noticeable quantities. All my life folks guessed my age roughly 10 years younger. I wonder how much longer I can pull it off. No wrinkles, and still have most of my hair.

 

[jonesy]

..I have to hold some things aloft to read.

Aloft? Magneto, is that you?

 

[Aeson]

Aloft? Magneto, is that you?

Nah, I likes da wimmins.