In porch pirate news. A very pregnant woman and another carrying a toddler were seen on video stealing boxes off porches.
In wiener pirate news. My sister's mutt stole my sausages. The demon dog jumped on my lap. When I pushed her away, her nose went into the plate on the coffee table. She then ate a couple of the pieces I had on the plate. I disliked the dam thing before. I dislike it even more now.
Also in another part of town...It was shop with a cop at Walmart tonight. Never seen so many cops in one place. Never seen so few donuts in one place either. Wait...what????