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[Aeson]

I'm starting to think I ran everyone off. I'm sorry. Hopefully you all will come back soon.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Sorry, I’ve been busy making cannibalism jokes.








...but were they really jokes?

 

[Blackrat]

Been busy writing my new book. It’s called ”To Serve Man”...


It’s a cook book

 

[Aeson]

I've been busy alienating people. I'm thinking of writing a book about it. I'll call it "The Art of the Deal"

 

[Aeson]

My first serious relationship didn't make it 6 months. I think the warning from her boss was the final nail. Now I need to figure out how to move on without her, but still see her on a daily basis.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Feels, bro.

 

[Aeson]

Something I thought of this morning. If lightning strikes twice and I manage to meet someone else, what do I say about my manager/ex? Oh, by the way, we've had sex too. When I mess up I do it to the extreme. lol

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Wish I could advise, but the only people behind me in the line of people qualified to give relationship advice are frat boys and serial killers.

 

[Aeson]

I wasn't in a frat, and as far as I know I'm not a serial killer., yet I feel I fall in that line somewhere.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Trust me, you’re ahead of me.