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[Aeson]

I can't share why, but I had to share my reaction.

My sister is a moron of the highest order. Other morons should elect her their leader, and build monuments to her stupidity. For me to be forced to claim kinship to this level of stupid should be an offense to all humanity.

 

[trappedslider]

Historians now agree that the first phone call was about someone's extended car warranty.

 

[Aeson]

I thought it was to ask mom and dad for money.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Nah, Bell was making a drunken booty call.

”Hoy, hoy, baby doll! Wanna come over and check out my hydrofoil?”

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I had a weird discussion last evening.

In the process of providing some legal advice to one of my older relatives, I was reminding him how crucial it was that he remain calm when facing a certain person who was trying to antagonize him , thereby sabotaging the case. That’s when he declared “Thanks for the reminder, but...” keeping his cool would be no big deal because- in his capacity as a mental health care professional, he’d had to provide testimony in criminal cases involving John Wayne Gacy, Ted Bundy, and Elaine
Wournous.

I do NOT envy that man and his dreams...

 

[Aeson]

My aunt tried to talk me into letting her cut my hair by saying I looked like angry Jesus Christ. So now according to her I look less angry and Jesus Christ like.

 

[Aeson]

I had a weird discussion last evening.

In the process of providing some legal advice to one of my older relatives, I was reminding him how crucial it was that he remain calm when facing a certain person who was trying to antagonize him , thereby sabotaging the case. That’s when he declared “Thanks for the reminder, but...” keeping his cool would be no big deal because- in his capacity as a mental health care professional, he’d had to provide testimony in criminal cases involving John Wayne Gacy, Ted Bundy, and Elaine
Wournous.

I do NOT envy that man and his dreams...

Would you go to him for relationship advice?

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

The man has grandkids. He must have done something right.

 

[Aeson]

Dogs can have grandkids. Just sayin.

 

[dragoner]

The real treasure we found, is what we looted from corpses along the way.

Friends Tearfully Loot Gamer's Corpse at Funeral to Pay Respects

SAN FRANCISCO — Friends of deceased gamer Paul Wesley came together yesterday evening for an open-casket viewing at Adam’s Funeral Home, where they shared stories…

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