Happy Haggert Hurried Hungry Hitch Hiking Hired Henchmen Hivers.... apply within

[Aeson]

While I don't believe a word of the story, I will do this at any hiver funeral.

 

[trappedslider]

This is MY little pony

 

[Aeson]

My mom bought a $2 scratcher. She didn't think she had won anything. I'm glad I looked at it. She didn't match any numbers, but it said if you get the 10x symbol you win 10x the prize. She got the 10x symbol and $4, so she won $40.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

This is MY little pony

Reminds me of an episode of News Radio, the end of which has Dave eulogizing Ted from accounting. The scene starts with a closeup of Dave’s face as he starts to speak, and he notes that Ted was a very private person. “Few,“ he said, “knew Ted was a huge fan of Star Wars.”

The frame, ever widening, starts to show the funeral’s attendees, all wearing pointy while hats.

“...or that he was a lifelong member of the KKK.”

 

[Aeson]

I had to wait until after 5am to cash the ticket for my mom. Then the lady didn't have the $40 in the till. I said let's do this, $20 in cash and $20 on pump 3 cuz ya boy needs gas. Ok, I left out the ya boy part. I called my mom and said I have half your money. The other half went in the tank. She said at least it went to a good cause. I plan to give her the whole 40 later today.

 

[Aeson]

Mom Goes Viral When She Reveals She Used a Nerf Gun to Keep Her Husband Awake in the Delivery Room

Mom hack level 1,0000

www.yahoo.com

Now, you know if a husband used a Nerf gun on his wife for any reason, millions of internet users would cry out in rage. #doublestandards

 

[Blackrat]

We have nerf fights with the wife occasionally I also have an ongoing nerf war with my sister. There is quite an arms race. I plan on getting the Elite Titan next to keep up with her recent acquisitions...

 

[Aeson]

You're a rat. You're the exception. You and the Mongols.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

The Mongols were truly exceptional.

 

[Aeson]

Blackrat, I was wondering, when do Fins start letting their kids in the sauna? Or is it more of an adult activity?