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Reminds me of an episode of News Radio, the end of which has Dave eulogizing Ted from accounting. The scene starts with a closeup of Dave’s face as he starts to speak, and he notes that Ted was a very private person. “Few,“ he said, “knew Ted was a huge fan of Star Wars.”

The frame, ever widening, starts to show the funeral’s attendees, all wearing pointy while hats.

“...or that he was a lifelong member of the KKK.”
 

I had to wait until after 5am to cash the ticket for my mom. Then the lady didn't have the $40 in the till. I said let's do this, $20 in cash and $20 on pump 3 cuz ya boy needs gas. Ok, I left out the ya boy part. I called my mom and said I have half your money. The other half went in the tank. She said at least it went to a good cause. I plan to give her the whole 40 later today.
 


We have nerf fights with the wife occasionally 😂 I also have an ongoing nerf war with my sister. There is quite an arms race. I plan on getting the Elite Titan next to keep up with her recent acquisitions...
 




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