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[Aeson]

Alton Brown
Albear Roux?
Emeril Lagrizzly?
Polar Prudhomme?
Bruin Hill?

No puns for me. I'm on a diet.

I would like to make a sandwich with Giada and Nigela.

Wink wink nudge nudge

 

[jonesy]

Thought for the day: I don't feel a year older.

But my back sure does.



Another thought: fans of WH40K are nuts.

Hang on, I'm a fan of WH40K.


Here's Abaddon the Despoiler singing The Show Must Go On:

[video=youtube;KWIpkrDmpx4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWIpkrDmpx4[/video]

 

[Aeson]

It's not your birthday yet. You have 1 hour and 22 minutes until.
Wait until you break the 40 barrier. I had a job interview today. I didn't think I would need my readers, I was wrong.



Someone has been shooting a gun for 2 days now. It's after 10 fecking PM. Stop
Wasting ammo and go to bed. I think some idiot got a new *toy* for Christmas.

 

[jonesy]

It's not your birthday yet. You have 1 hour and 22 minutes until.

Different time zones man.

 

[Aeson]

Different time zones man.

I know, but see, time zones are a myth. A fabrication of the illuminati. With a flat earth you don't need time zones. They just want you to buy watches set to different times to make more money.

 

[jonesy]

I know, but see, time zones are a myth. A fabrication of the illuminati. With a flat earth you don't need time zones. They just want you to buy watches set to different times to make more money.

Tell that to my boss so I don't have to go to work yet.

 

[Aeson]

Tell that to my boss so I don't have to go to work yet.

I'll have to holler really loud. Also, I don't speak Finlandese. Does your boss understand American?

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

No puns for me. I'm on a diet.

I would like to make a sandwich with Giada and Nigela.

Wink wink nudge nudge

That would be one-a-SPICY meatball!

 

[Aeson]

Jonesy, I can't give you a birthday gift or throw you a party. What I can do is try to make you laugh. I hope I did so this morning. Happy birthday.

 

[jonesy]

I'll have to holler really loud. Also, I don't speak Finlandese. Does your boss understand American?

He claims to, but sometimes it seems like he doesn't understand Finnish either.