Has anyone ever created a Feces Golem?

[aco175]

A potion of Pepto and a +1 shatula should take care of this.

 

[innerdude]

It's an Elemental? So there's actually an Elemental Plane of ?

Of course. But because the whole place and everyone in it is full of , no one believes it's real.

 

[MGibster]

I refuse to believe I'm the only one who read the title of this thread and immediately thought of Taco Bell.

 

[Alzrius]

I suspect that such a golem would be swarmed and devoured by otyughs in short order.

 

[MNblockhead]

I suspect that such a golem would be swarmed and devoured by otyughs in short order.

Okay, that would be an awesome encounter to throw into a dungeon.

Spoiler: Rappan Athuk spoiler

In Rappan Athuk there is a feces monster called Dungie that is almost impossible to kill. You can defeat it but it reconstitutes after a period of time. So you may have to keep running into it. Makes sense that this would attract a large group of otyughs to this infinite source of food. Next time my players pass by this way, they'll come accross a group of otyughs attacking and eating dungie.

 

[Guest 85555]

I am sure there is a troma movie somewhere with something like this in it

 

[Imaculata]

It's an Elemental? So there's actually an Elemental Plane of ?

Also known as the Poopoo Plane.