Help! I'm in jail.

[RangerWickett]

I'm basically in a dungeon, or rather the Dekalb County jail. I need someone to bail me out.

Tonight was a get together for my college's gaming club, and during one of the Chrononauts games I accidentally destroyed civilization by causing World War III. Apparently this is illegal in Georgia. So I got arrested.

I'm using my one phone call to manually enter the necessary binary code into a modem, so I could post this message. Please call me at 404-555-8665 on my cel phone, and we can talk about bail money.

 

[FireLance]

Don't worry, RW. Using my own cell phone, I've wired the money to the necessary account. Once the it gets through the bureaucracy, you should be free to go.

 

[Zappo]

Tonight was a get together for my college's gaming club, and during one of the Chrononauts games I accidentally destroyed civilization by causing World War III. Apparently this is illegal in Georgia. So I got arrested.

I can't believe it! One can't even start a global conflict now without the secret police coming to get him? Where are the civil liberties? Isn't that unconstitutional?

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

I can't believe it! One can't even start a global conflict now without the secret police coming to get him? Where are the civil liberties? Isn't that unconstitutional?

It wasn't secret police. I may not live up in Atlanta anymore...but I still have many contacts there. The Ewok could not hide forever.

 

[Captain NeMo]

Is it sad that this doesn't seem so unlikely that it couldn't happen?

 

[Morte]

Is it sad that this doesn't seem so unlikely that it couldn't happen?

What, Ewoks in Georgia?

I'd think it would be kind of warm, with all that fur.

 

[MonsterMash]

What, Ewoks in Georgia?

I'd think it would be kind of warm, with all that fur.

Is Starting World War III legal in other states?

Anyway I hope that Ewoks are banned under the Human Rights Act this side of the Atlantic.

 

[Dirigible]

I'm using my one phone call to manually enter the necessary binary code into a modem, so I could post this message. Please call me at 404-555-8665 on my cel phone, and we can talk about bail money.

Don't fret, Wickett. I've already posted the money.

Unfortunately, the NZ/US exchange rate being what it is, I've had to sell my kidneys to do it. Well, no, that's not entirely true. I had to sell your kidneys, is the short of it.

 

[thalmin]

Is it sad that this doesn't seem so unlikely that it couldn't happen?

The secret is to start Almost World War III, including everyone EXCEPT Georgia. Then they would feel left out.

 

[Henry]

Tonight was a get together for my college's gaming club, and during one of the Chrononauts games I accidentally destroyed civilization by causing World War III. Apparently this is illegal in Georgia. So I got arrested.

You can ROT there! If it weren't for you, the nukes wouldn't have dropped, and I wouldn't have grown this third arm out of my back!

Damn you, Wickett!!! *shakes all three fists angrily*