Help! I'm in jail.

[thalmin]

Henry, I envy you. Sounds like it should be easier to scratch you own back.

 

[caudor]

Is Starting World War III legal in other states?

Yup, it's legal here in Texas. I sent some boys over to rangle you out of jail. Then we'll have us a good old fashion Texas barbeque. I betcha if we skin us one of those Ewoks, I can stitch you up a disguise.

Then we'll work on that new fangled WWW III idea you got there.

 

[Krieg]

What, Ewoks in Georgia?

I'd think it would be kind of warm, with all that fur.

Remember he's from the UK and most of the Ewoks are limey's by birth...the British government just forces them to shave and calls them "little people".

 

[Gomez]

Is Starting World War III legal in other states?

In Texas it is mandatory that you start at least one war every 20 years. If you don't it's a nasty fine and a 100 hours of community service. Which reminds me, I have something I need to get done.........

 

[Zappo]

Is Starting World War III legal in other states?

In Europe it is. After all, it's tradition.